Get your coat luv, you've pulled.
Pretty sure I've read a poem about this.
Don't let it in and don't speak to it.
Don't look it in the eye, they know things.
the one on the right looks like a big ****er
How many times did you tap and at what frequency and timbre? 3 hard taps in quick succession for example is "I had sex with your parent and then killed your sister and made her into a pigeon pie, with said parent's permission" in Pigeonese. You may have just started a war.
This thread is adorable. We need more threads like this.