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what are some ridiculous injuries you have had in your life before?

i would say slipping on some ice outside Bargin Booze and not being able to walk properly for 3 days afterwards , not fun times.
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I once injured my knee by tripping over my own front doorstep.
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Popped my hip out putting on a pair of trackies
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Fell over, scudded my head on a small plastic toy eagle, removed quite a lot of my face from my skull, forehead was hanging down over my eye, pretty gross, many many stitches :P
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(Original post by FemaleinDress)
what are some ridiculous injuries you have had in your life before?

i would say slipping on some ice outside Bargin Booze and not being able to walk properly for 3 days afterwards , not fun times.
I was getting off a ski lift and threw my ski poles down on the ground. I trod on one with my ski and it flipped up and smashed me in the face. It broke my bones around my eye and gave me the most enormous bruise for the rest of the week. Clearly people thought my husband had hit me.
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brother called my name; turned around he said catch. as soon as i turned a massive rock hit the right side of my head. blacked out for a couple minutes then i was bleeding a lot. that was like 5 years ago tho but the spots sensitive now.
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Slipped on an ice cube and landed on my chin years ago. Still have a big scar in my mouth from my tooth going through the skin :yucky:
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when an ant bites me:cry2:
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Swung on a tree branch hanging over the playground at school, which snapped and I fell 6ft flat onto my back and got KO'd and concussed, and suffered an injured pituitary gland.
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Slipped in an Asian style bath, fell onto my chin, managed to crack it and split my skin. Needed stitches and lets not talk about the blood and pain. Couldn't move my jaw for so long and had to survive off soup in a straw.
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(Original post by FemaleinDress)
what are some ridiculous injuries you have had in your life before?

i would say slipping on some ice outside Bargin Booze and not being able to walk properly for 3 days afterwards , not fun times.
I broke my leg in three places and dislocated it whilst Ice skating, a week later after my operation, I stepped on my broken leg... let's say it took longer to heal than it should have
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I sat bare buttcheck on a hot comb by accident while I was putting on tights.
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Got bitten in the armpit by a horse, it ****ing hurt lol
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whilst in america on holiday 8 yrs ago, slipped on some ice cream on a tiled floor that was white (the ice cream was also white 😂) had to go to hospital in an ambulance - i either fractured/sprained my foot. Still have problems with it now lol 😂😂😂
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Bitten on the nose by an escaped meekat from another apartment.
Painful bite followed by a nasty infection, horrid scar and lifelong distaste for the idiots that keep meerkats in noisy built up residential areas.
Particularly in violation of no pets allowed clauses and on the airport flightpath.
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walked round the corner in year 6 and a kid ran straight into me and headbutted my nose. Broke my nose lol.
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tripped over untied laces and concussed for a week
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Broke my wrist after falling down three steps on the stairs
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Remembered another one , injured my arm after someone shoved someone into me
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Stupid and hilarious as it may seem, there was this one time where I completely smacked the centre of my forehead onto a street lamp post because I didn't see where I was going and was waving hello to a friend on the opposite lane. Gave me a really bad headache for two days straight! Bad times...
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