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A crap joke a day keeps the laughter away!


My grandad said he used to always leave his back door open when he was younger.

Probably why his submarine sank.
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Lame :rofl:
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Who know what else is a crap joke?
My love life
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:laugh:
looking forward ti this keep em coming Andrew97
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Looking forward to more.😅
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lol
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Will there actually be good jokes here?
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If the jokes you have put in the MHoC are anything to go by then this thread will be a groan-fest.
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(Original post by Aph)
Will there actually be good jokes here?
Hahah Don't think so it's gonna get wierd !
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What is a dog’s favourite part of London?
Barking

What is a cow’s favourite hobby?
Watching Mooo - vies
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What is a dog’s favourite part of London?
Barking

What is a cow’s favourite hobby?
Watching Mooo - vies
I've heard this about a billion times! WHAT'S A CAT FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Purrrpleee
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04MR17.

I know how much you enjoy my jokes.....
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I'd like to not be on your taglist thanks.
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This one is super lame but ok:
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
The letter ARRRRRR
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I'd like to not be on your taglist thanks.
Don’t worry. There won’t be a taglist (at the moment Anyway)
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If the jokes you have put in the MHoC are anything to go by then this thread will be a groan-fest.
They aren’t all bad.

(Original post by Artie_Ilin)
This one is super lame but ok:
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
The letter ARRRRRR
Lol

(Original post by halsx11)
I've heard this about a billion times! WHAT'S A CAT FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Purrrpleee
Good lord

(Original post by Aph)
Will there actually be good jokes here?
All my jokes are good
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(Original post by Andrew97)
They aren’t all bad.


All my jokes are good
Not all of them are bad, I agree, but most of them are and you cannot claim they're all good!
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(Original post by Andrew97)
They aren’t all bad.


Lol


Good lord



All my jokes are good
Nahh all ur jokes are from the 19th century I don't think there's any here from the 21st century
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The first day at the new sperm bank in London was not a success. Both participants arrived by public transport.

One came on the bus, while the other missed the tube.
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The first day at the new sperm bank in London was not a success. Both participants arrived by public transport.

One came on the bus, while the other missed the tube.
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