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The first day at the new sperm bank in London was not a success. Both participants arrived by public transport.

One came on the bus, while the other missed the tube.
Not funny at all!!
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
:nope: ur slacking
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joking :lol:
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
In the same vein: 'Parachute for sale - used once, never opened, small stain.'
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What do you call a happy cavy? :holmes:
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BONUS JOKE:


I got a new Sat Nav today, and I’m not sure about it. I was in the safari park and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.
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:rofl: These jokes remind of my dad lol
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My mother ran away with the milkman when I was 5. Watching them drive away on that milk float was the worst hour and a half of my life
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(Original post by CoolCavy)
What do you call a happy cavy? :holmes:
????

here is my joke:

A young man was keen to try out viagra; he asked the chemist "can i get it over the counter" ? to which the chemist replied "probably, but you would have to take the whole packet".

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My wife decided on an underwater birth. The leisure centre manager was furious.
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I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not like the passengers in his car, who were screaming.
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What goes Ninety-Nine-Bonk, Ninety-Nine-Bonk, Ninety-Nine-Bonk?

A Welshman counting sheep.
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I slept right through my alarm the other day.
Fortunately it was only a small fire.
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What’s the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
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I asked my wife what she wanted for birthday. She said “nothing would make me happier than a 24-carat gold ring”

So I got her nothing.
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BONUS joke.

For her birthday my wife wanted something that went from 0-60 in 5 seconds.

So I got her some bathroom scales.
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I've got a joke funnier than any of yours Andrew97.

TSR's website, forum and moderation.

LOOOOOOOOOL.
I believe you have seen this before.
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67% of men have had sex in the shower.
The other 33% have never been to prison.
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Things I love in life - eating out my mum and not using commas.
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What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
Her legs.
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