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One for CatusStarbright and Pugglet



What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
:no: that is not really true but ok
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how do you prevent an estate agent from drowning at the local swimming pool ?

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take your foot off his head
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One for CatusStarbright and Pugglet



What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
WOW
way to kick a girl when she's down
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way to kick a girl when she's down
Hehe sorry. Love ya really. 😘
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
The Bucket.
HEY
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What do you call a Scotsman in the World Cup final?
Ref



Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise an egg?
They won’t stop and ask for directions


Why do Italian tanks have rear-view mirrors.
So they can watch the battle.
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What do you call a Scotsman in the World Cup final?
Ref
To be honest even that's a stretch

Why do Italian tanks have rear-view mirrors.
So they can watch the battle.
French tanks have a white flag built in from the factory... :getmecoat:
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what is a joke room
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what is a joke room
This is where Andrew posts all his terrible jokes.
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(Original post by CatusStarbright)
This is where Andrew posts all his amazing jokes.
Fixed for you Catus. 😊
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wow, this thread is exactly like my corny friend trying to be funny... cant help cringing (no hate )
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What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
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What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
*pipes up* there's actually no universal sign language....
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*pipes up* there's actually no universal sign language....
Really? So you won’t mind if I post this then. 🖕. .......

Be very careful my dear friend, whipping could get a whole lot more kinky 😏
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Really? So you won’t mind if I post this then. 🖕. .......

Be very careful my dear friend, whipping could get a whole lot more kinky 😏
I'm pretty sure everyone recognises that as a swear.

Eek *scuttles back to the safety of the MoJ*
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Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
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What’s long, hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
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What’s long, hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
This reminds me of that Madeline McCann joke which is probably not appropriate to be posted here.
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