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(Original post by CatusStarbright)
This reminds me of that Madeline McCann joke which is probably not appropriate to be posted here.
Post it in a place that I can’t mention due to the discord it will cause....

A French car builder is releasing a new car in Portugal which can fit a whole child in the boot.
It’s called the Renault McCann
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Post it in a place that I can’t mention due to the discord it will cause....

A French car builder is releasing a new car in Portugal which can fit a whole child in the boot.
It’s called the Renault McCann
Well done.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver
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My teacher said in return for sex I’d get good grades, then I remembered I was home schooled.
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Is it bad that I actually laughed 😂
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I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he had
He started counting but then fell asleep.
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I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he had
He started counting but then fell asleep.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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What is a cat's favourite Ed Sheeran song?

Purrfect
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I don’t think my wife likes me very much.
The other day I had an accident, she wrote for an ambulance.
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What do you call a laywer with an IQ of at least 50?
Your honour.
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What do you call a laywer with an IQ of at least 50?
Your honour.
Fun fact: in England and Wales (not sure about Scotland and NI), only Circuit Judges are called 'Your Honour' in court.
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(Original post by CatusStarbright)
Fun fact: in England and Wales (not sure about Scotland and NI), only Circuit Judges are called 'Your Honour' in court.
Facts have no place in a joke room. 😱
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are you cold? go and stand in the corner where it's 90 degrees
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Facts have no place in a joke room. 😱
I will duly show myself out
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So the other day I walked up to a bus-stop and saw a pregnant woman standing there. I looked up the road for the bus but there was nothing, and the timetable was missing.

So I said to the woman “when’s it due?” And she replied smiling “in about 3 weeks”.

So I thought to myself, screw this I’ll walk.
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The other day I walked into the bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gave me one


What do Americans calls a TV that goes 5 years without needing to be repaired?
An import


What’s an Australian’s idea of foreplay?
Brace yourself Shelia
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What’s an Australian’s idea of foreplay?
Brace yourself Shelia
Shelia is an unusual name
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