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How do you complete this?

Hello,
Is it me you are looking for?

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Hello,
It’s me. I was wondering if after all these years you‘d like to meet.


I am former.
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(Original post by batter mix)
How do you complete this?

Hello,
Is it me you are looking for?

OR

Hello,
It’s me. I was wondering if after all these years you‘d like to meet.


I am former.
I’m the first :£
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Hello darkness, my old friend.
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(Original post by Professional G)
I’m the first :£
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Hello there, like-minded friend!
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I’m the first :£
PRSOM why???
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(Original post by batter mix)
PRSOM why???
It’s funny and I think a good opening line should be funny and creative
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Neither.

My opening line would be...

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

And I'd keep going till they get annoyed and block me
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(Original post by JoshDarnIt)
Neither.

My opening line would be...

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

And I'd keep going till they get annoyed and block me
You were almost successful. I am just too nice.
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lionel richie all the way
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Hello darkness, my old friend.
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You say good bye, and i say hello, hello, hello. I don’t know why you say good bye i say hello

But i would continue the Lionel Richie one in all seriousness
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i just say 'hey do you know BTS?'


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I've never heard of the latter.
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I've never heard of the latter.
You've never heard of the song Hello by Adele?!
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You've never heard of the song Hello by Adele?!
I don't listen to Adele so no.
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Alright
Yanny or laurel (yanny)
Glass half full or glass half empty (half empty - a void on the bottom of the glass does some cool ****)
Mario or sonic (sonic is the superior franchise, also, better music)
TP over or under (it has been proven that it is over, as patented)
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(Original post by sinfonietta)
I don't listen to Adele so no.
The song was EVERYWHERE though. Memes, parodies, tv shows etc.
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The song was EVERYWHERE though. Memes, parodies, tv shows etc.
These aren't really things I engage much with.
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(Original post by sinfonietta)
These aren't really things I engage much with.
Daaamnnn, not even m e m e s?!
Did YouTube not even recommend you hello parodies at the time? (you didn't even have to LOOK for it, they recommended everybody them.)
I mean, that's really strange haha, but ok.
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