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Hamster
A Dentist
Hard Porn
Steven Seagal
That is by far the best one yet!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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a face like yours
belongs in a zoo.
Don't you worry
i'll be there too,
not in the cage
but laughing at you...
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(Original post by CrazyConnor)
That is by far the best one yet!
But you couldn't have read the whole stanza, you replied that quickly
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Love the eternal dream
The everlasting hope
The intangible force that causes me to mope

For all I have done
Always a breath beyond my reach
And that is the cynicism I wish to teach
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(Original post by awkwardshortguy)
But you couldn't have read the whole stanza, you replied that quickly
I'm a very fast reader.
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Crush culture
My God, don't look at your phone
No one's gonna call you
Quit checking your volume (crush)
I don't care if I'm forever alone
I'm not falling for you
'Cause this baby is loveproof (culture)
I don't care what you're sayin'
I don't wanna participate in your game of manipulation (crush)
And no, I don't want your sympathy, all this love is suffocating
Just let me be sad and lonely
'Cause...
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue you
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
Spill my guts out, spill my guts out
Oh, no, don't look in their eyes
'Cause that's how they get you
Kiss you then forget you (crush)
All they feedin' you is beautiful lies
So hide in the bathroom
'Til they find someone else new (culture)
I don't care what you're saying
I don't wanna participate in your game of manipulation (crush)
And no, I don't want your sympathy, all this love is suffocating
Just let me be sad and lonely
'Cause...
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue ya
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
Spill my guts out, spill my guts out
Shut your damn mouth
You're talking too loud
And no one cares if you two made out
I'm sick of the kissing cult
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue ya
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
Spill my guts out, spill my guts out
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue ya
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out
Spill my guts out, spill my guts ouT
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(Original post by CrazyConnor)
I'm a very fast reader.
You must be. Although I guess it would have already been apparent that what I posted was the best poem yet after only the first two lines. Perhaps even just after the first.
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(Original post by awkwardshortguy)
You must be. Although I guess it would have been apparent that what I posted was the best poem yet after only the first two lines. Perhaps even just after the first.
It was, pretty much from the first word!
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04MR17 Can I add a self-written love poem to this thread? see this as a challenge to be creative.
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Roses are overblown
Gone in a jiffy
If you want something nice
Look at my
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a scyphus is a large drinking cup used by the ancient Greeks

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04MR17 Can I add a self-written love poem to this thread? see this as a challenge to be creative.
Of course.
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Roses are red, violets are blue (check)
My heart is dead, I'm such a fool
Why did I fall for you?
I gave it all for you
Roses are red (check), violets are blue (check)
My heart is dead (check), I'm such a fool (check)
Why did I fall for you?
I gave it all for you

-Juice Wrld
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roses are red
violets are blue
i've just figured out
i don't like you:console:

*toastie tries to figure out the best way to reject someone*
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Roses are red
Gilets are jaune
Ladies like tattooed Chads
I am alone
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:rose:
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(Original post by I AM GROOT 1)
Roses are red, violets are blue (check)
My heart is dead, I'm such a fool
Why did I fall for you?
I gave it all for you
Roses are red (check), violets are blue (check)
My heart is dead (check), I'm such a fool (check)
Why did I fall for you?
I gave it all for you

-Juice Wrld
NO WAY. was legit listening to roses right now :lol:
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(Original post by I'mComingOxford)
NO WAY. was legit listening to roses right now :lol:
:heart: love that song Juice Wrld is amazing 🔥
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Roses are red. Nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. Pants come down.
Body to body. Skin to skin.
When it's stiff. You stick it in.
It goes in dry. And comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think...
It's just a tea bag.
Take your ****ing rep

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Take your ****ing rep

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Well played, sir :hat2:
Thank you angry pants
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Roses are red
Wenches are pert
When they are in the mood
They love to squirt
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:heart: love that song Juice Wrld is amazing 🔥
:heart: i know right! wdy think of superhero-unknown brian
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