Here to help!Watch
I wouldn't bother posting threads like this, all you're going to get is a load of fake posts or people blatantly taking the p!ss.
Instead, why don't you look at the posts people have already posted on here and offer advice and / or opinions on things you think you can help with?
Alternatively, you could give a bit more about your background and do an "Ask Me Anything" thread.
Hope that helps