What's your ideal woman?

Anonymous #1

If you were to go out and see your soulmate/love of your life what would she look like/be like?

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Emma Stone

Everyone back off, she's mine! :jitsu:

Has a pulse.

Original post by JoshDarnIt

Emma Stone

Everyone back off, she's mine! :jitsu:

imma steal her from ya with my chickmagnet :biggrin:

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Original post by B L A N K

imma steal her from ya with my chickmagnet :biggrin:

Back off bruh, I know Taekwondo :jitsu:

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Anonymous #1

Original post by JoshDarnIt

Emma Stone

Everyone back off, she's mine! :jitsu:

She is hot ngl

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Original post by Anonymous

She is hot ngl

MINE!

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Original post by JoshDarnIt

Back off bruh, I know Taekwondo :jitsu:

buuut, do you have love potions? :colone:

muahahaha

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username3941996

Nerdy.

Anything else comes after..

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Original post by B L A N K

buuut, do you have love potions? :colone:

muahahaha

Don't need them, I'll just flex for her :tongue:

Now take those love potions and go back to Alfheim before I bite your kneecaps off :unimpressed:

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Original post by JoshDarnIt

Don't need them, I'll just flex for her :tongue:

Now take those love potions and go back to Alfheim before I bite your kneecaps off :unimpressed:

alright brudda I already have asuna :wink:

be happy(i will keep an eye out)

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Original post by B L A N K

alright brudda I already have asuna :wink:

be happy(i will keep an eye out)

So you're telling me...you were thinking of cheating on Asuna! :eek:

Wait till she hears about this :colone:

No son, you'll keep no eyes out. If you lay so much as one eye on Emma Stone, they're getting gouged out.

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Biryani007

"We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because that's as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect. "

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Original post by JoshDarnIt

So you're telling me...you were thinking of cheating on Asuna! :eek:

Wait till she hears about this :colone:

No son, you'll keep no eyes out. If you lay so much as one eye on Emma Stone, they're getting gouged out.

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Well...its not like i dont have other chicks like sinon and lizbeth lined up...

My eyes are lvl100 :biggrin:

try all u want

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Original post by Biryani007

shhh jesus

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Original post by B L A N K

Well...its not like i dont have other chicks like sinon and lizbeth lined up...

My eyes are lvl100 :biggrin:

try all u want

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True true, you are ballin' in all that you know what so good on ya man!

Pfft, lvl 100 ain't nuffin, I could even gouge them out without any fingers :tongue:

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Gaiaaaa

Low standards

https://giphy.com/gifs/nickelodeon-spongebob-squarepants-finger-guns-lLkKpUBx8K6be

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Original post by JoshDarnIt

True true, you are ballin' in all that you know what so good on ya man!

Pfft, lvl 100 ain't nuffin, I could even gouge them out without any fingers :tongue: