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mpaprika
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haven't you guys seen that post on twitter that said that a parasite can impregnate women
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(Original post by gjd800)
Hahaha backhanded compliment there! :laugh:
Actual compliments make him uncomfortable
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Actual compliments make him uncomfortable
how accommodating of you...
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(Original post by mpaprika)
haven't you guys seen that post on twitter that said that a parasite can impregnate women
A parasitic sperm ey.
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(Original post by harrysbar)
Actual compliments make him uncomfortable
He is a tough man to please, is our N :laugh:
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(Original post by AzureCeleste)
You're a medical student, really?
Like no offence but I'd hope you'd know that the chances are literally impossible.
Lmao I know but when you’re in the position of possible pregnancy you just get paranoid. Of course I am very aware chances are slim, but Dr Google makes it seem like chances are more likely through touching than actual penetration!

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Lmao I know but when you’re in the position of possible pregnancy you just get paranoid. Of course I am very aware chances are slim, but Dr Google makes it seem like chances are more likely through touching than actual penetration!

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Haha yeah, even still you should know not to trust google with everything
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Unless your name is Mary, you are not pregnant.
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(Original post by Lady Jamie)
Stop laughing at his jokes, his ego is big enough.
It is not nearly rotund enough; we're only getting warmed up. Also stop being jelly.

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I can't help it.

He's a pretty funny guy for someone who didn't even get nominated for the funniest member of TSR. I had to vote that he talks a lot of sense or something, which isn't even true
I simply could not compete with the top talent nominated. They have me slapping knees on the daily, bless 'em.
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(Original post by Notoriety)
That's how me mam says she get implanted with me.
I remember that episode- the fellowship of the ring.
Milk men, a builder, tv licence investigator, midget working at subway and mam- all on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
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I remember that episode- the fellowship of the ring.
Milk men, a builder, tv licence investigator, midget working at subway and mam- all on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Hahahah, well remembered. I didn't know you were on about for a bit! I'd even forgotten my own witticism.
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(Original post by Notoriety)
Hahahah, well remembered. I didn't know you were on about for a bit! I'd even forgotten my own witticism.
Oh don't worry, you've been busy robbing the milk float.
Would you have preferred subway had you been offered the choice?
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Oh don't worry, you've been busy robbing the milk float.
Would you have preferred subway had you been offered the choice?
Well, it's not that I'd prefer midget subway man. But it'd make more sense that he'd be me dad. Subway is famous for its 6-inch subs being significantly smaller than advertised.
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