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Scott Mann, Conservative MP for North Cornwall, has announced a guaranteed solution to knife crime:

"Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc."
https://twitter.com/scottmann4NC/sta...28906480951296

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"There's been a stabbing"
"Quick, get me the GPS tracking for every knife in a 3 mile radius"
"OK, it says there are 120,000 of them, mostly in kitchens"
"*******s, thought we had them then"
"Could ask those young lads with the machete"
"Nah, they've got a mackerel, been fishing"
You’re not the sharpest gps tagged knife are are you?
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Well, he is Cornish.

Kettles are new technology to them lot.
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When you read stuff like this you realise how Brexit came to be such a cluster fluck.
These Bozos are meant to be amongst our brightest and best.
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These Bozos are meant to be amongst our brightest and best.
Says who?
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Says who?
The people who vote for them...?
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I'm sure everyone knows that you Cannot reduce any form of crime to zero. If even the most well-meaning government understands that then some proper action would be taken
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The people who vote for them...?
Isn't that how we almost ended up with a research vessel called Boaty Mcboatface? (Rather than just a remote sub)
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Isn't that how we almost ended up with a research vessel called Boaty Mcboatface? (Rather than just a remote sub)
Knifey McKnifeface
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The people who vote for them...?
Where does it say they're the best and brightest, though? They're just the people we elect. There are no requirements.
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GPSy McLost
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Murder weapon wants to know your location.
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Well it may not be the most cutting-edge solution, but at least he had a stab at trying.
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(Original post by Doones)
Scott Mann, Conservative MP for North Cornwall, has announced a guaranteed solution to knife crime:

"Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc."
https://twitter.com/scottmann4NC/sta...28906480951296

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I like the idea. We should have a database for weapons or a way to track them.
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I like the idea.
Why does this not surprise me.
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Well it may not be the most cutting-edge solution, but at least he had a stab at trying.
I think this idea could spread.
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What if people just start stabbing each other using forks instead?
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What if people just start stabbing each other using forks instead?
Tridents?

From a couple of reports I've seen and from what I've heard it already happens with screwdrivers, so wouldn't surprise me.
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When are we getting rid of all the tools in the parliament?
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(Original post by Doones)
Scott Mann, Conservative MP for North Cornwall, has announced a guaranteed solution to knife crime:

"Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc."
https://twitter.com/scottmann4NC/sta...28906480951296

Twitter is amused:


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Bloody imbecile
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