Have you ever been to a strip club?

My mate owned one (it's now owned by the auntie of another mate, oddly) so we'd go there after work for a lock in just to drink. I've only been in one once when th girls have been doing their thang and it is spectacularly grim. Not for me at all.

Yeah, saw more enthusiastic and joyful dancing at me nan's funeral. And some of the cousins had half their tits out, but wrong side of the family.

It's like paying to buy a pint and then just looking at it. Makes little sense to me.

They're always got offended that I looked bored. HAHAHHA.

They legit stopped halfway through a dance and said "you couldn't look more bored, do you want me to stop?" I just said might as well finish and get what was paid for.

Hahaha. I've never got one -- did get asked one time when we were on our way through to the back room to hit the ale and I just said 'no' and went on my merry way. It's all a bit weird to me, to be honest, but those places seem popular. Especially in holiday resorts

Yes.
My uncle used to get me to come with him, he adored the strip, casino and playboy club scenes.
One of his favourite dancers taught me how to do an attention grabbing smoky eyes makeup look and a few of the girls asked me to photoedit their modelling portfolios.

At work sometimes the younger partners think its funny to issue me with overtime that involves accompanying them and the most sordid of vip clients to clubs.
Not quite so funny the next morning when they resemble sewer dwelling rats on the run from pest control, are all blaming each other for their hangovers, dimly remember that I always carry two digital cameras with me and the fearsome senior accounts manager is demanding an explanation of whoever authorized over 50 dances plus a significant amount in tips on the corporate card.

Any pics of this look, per chance? For academic curiosity.

Academic curiosity ...
An interesting way of phrasing the fact that you are desperate to sneak a peek at the meerkat bite on my nose.
To see if it reads "meerkat woz ere".

I can't think of much bleaker than going a strip club with one of my uncles, ha.

Watching him dance.