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(Original post by JoshDarnIt)
Well if you're sitting with your arse covering the toilet like any other normal human being then I'm sure you'll be fine :lol:
This made me laugh an unhealthy amount. 😂😂
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(Original post by Obolinda)
This made me laugh an unhealthy amount. 😂😂
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Well you keep thinking that then

I act like a fool and have bants with the many peeps on here like yourself
Will do x

That's a very interesting life
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What if your legs are not thick enough close the little opening at the front?

I don't think i am it's just ovious
Dw, it ain't gonna spray through that little opening, you iz safe

You defo are but you do you man/gurl :lol:
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(Original post by EyestriX)
Will do x

That's a very interesting life
You got that right
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(Original post by Obolinda)
This made me laugh an unhealthy amount. 😂😂
No amount is unhealthy
But why?
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No amount is unhealthy
But why?
I honestly don't know
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(Original post by JoshDarnIt)
Dw, it ain't gonna spray through that little opening, you iz safe

You defo are but you do you man/gurl :lol:
Erm......
I'm better off without those sprays I'll stick to my way

No it's basic human thinking
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Erm......
I'm better off without those sprays I'll stick to my way

No it's basic human thinking
As I said, you do you

Oki doki then
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(Original post by JoshDarnIt)
Lol, apparently my post got deleted for ''offensive content'' smh. Can't even make a joke nowadays :rolleyes:
lol what?? they can't get rid of comedy gold!!
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(Original post by JoshDarnIt)
I'm being genuinely serious, they have toilets that spray your bum in Japan. England need to get their sh*t together and make them over here (no pun intended).
They have them in Turkey too. When I came back from hols I was all keen to get one fitted but they cost thousands here! That's too much to pay just to have an extra clean arse, even if some of them do also have warm seats and a warm air drier
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They have them in Turkey too. When I came back from hols I was all keen to get one fitted but they cost thousands here! That's too much to pay just to have an extra clean arse, even if some of them do also have warm seats and a warm air drier
:eek: Turkey have them too?! Oof yeah, if they cost thousands then that ain't worth it. Wait, so you're telling me they have heated seats and an air drier?? I need one right now...

All they need now is a built in massage thingy and I'm sold.
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:eek: Turkey have them too?! Oof yeah, if they cost thousands then that ain't worth it. Wait, so you're telling me they have heated seats and an air drier?? I need one right now...

All they need now is a built in massage thingy and I'm sold.
I know right? This is going to blow your mind but apparently in Germany, they have top of the range models that even test your bodily waste and tell you if you are sick. Unbelievable! The guy in the shop said they have picked up early cancer!!!!
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I know right? This is going to blow your mind but apparently in Germany, they have top of the range models that even test your bodily waste and tell you if you are sick. Unbelievable! The guy in the shop said they have picked up early cancer!!!!
Where have these toilets been all my life?? :woo:

Honestly tho, that's some next level sh*t right there, they should have the pre-installed in every home.
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Where have these toilets been all my life?? :woo:

Honestly tho, that's some next level sh*t right there, they should have the pre-installed in every home.
It's the future, I tell ya :yep:
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It's the future, I tell ya :yep:
They better or imma riot
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