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When you go to the toilet has the water ever splashed? If so do you ever wonder what went wrong in your life to cause such a result? I certainly do at dire times like that.
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Lmao, I laughed at this
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I dream...


Of a bright future,




where im not constipated.
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I dream...


Of a bright future,




where im not constipated.
You sir are talking about the holy grail of life.
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Lmao, I laughed at this
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Yay that was my goal! There's so many serious threads on TSR, I just wanted to make something lighthearted.


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I bite my hand and ask myself if I'll survive it.
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I bite my hand and ask myself if I'll survive it.
it's not childbirth
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Lmao never seen this kind of thread before 😂 idk lol depends on the day
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it's not childbirth
Trust me, you never know. I may be a man but there have been times where I think I might accidentally give birth through my pee pee.
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it's not childbirth
Nah, I've had some truly terrifying ones. It comes from a very bad diet and liking to hold them in as long as possible.

I swear one time I thought I was gonna die. In the end, I only lost a half pint of blood.
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Trust me, you never know. I may be a man but there have been times where I think I might accidentally give birth through my pee pee.
huh? no spekkay engish :no:

lol tmi issok no need to elaborate :rofl:
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d!ck splased is the worst feeling ever
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(Original post by namkeen-kuthi)
huh? no spekkay engish :no:

lol tmi issok no need to elaborate :rofl:
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d!ck splased is the worst feeling ever
See I just searched that on google, ended up with a correction for .... splash went to urban dictionary and number 6 on the list of definitions.
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We are ready for lift up, in T-minus 3, 2, 1. Launch is go, go, go
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(Original post by Themysticalegg)
Trust me, you never know. I may be a man but there have been times where I think I might accidentally give birth through my pee pee.
So you can't stand up, move, or do anything but scream then? I was there when my cousin gave birth. My hand will never be the same.
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So you can't stand up, move, or do anything but scream then? I was there when my cousin gave birth. My hand will never be the same.
That sounds traumatic!

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It wasn't actually. No tearing or anything, she just didn't want an epidural.
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i think of the next one i’ll have and it excites me
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i think of the next one i’ll have and it excites me
Same it's a great experience.


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It wasn't actually. No tearing or anything, she just didn't want an epidural.
I had to search what that was and ouch. :eek:
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