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I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something.
~Captain Janeway
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something.
~Captain Janeway
God bless the captain of the Starship Voyager
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Can you feel it Mr.Krabs?

Pretty sure you can work out where it's from.
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Bazinga.
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(Original post by Themysticalegg)
I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)
Haha, I think that's the only Thick of It quote you can post on TSR without getting banned.
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“The thing about cheesy is that he had a really big head, snipers dream we used to call him” Bob Mortimer, Would I lie to you?

Jack Dee: I think Gabby knows Georgia (the manhole story)
David Mitchell: Are we saying manhole, manhole, manhole? (Looks at over teammate, who nods)
Jack Dee: Please, let’s call her Gabby

Clip for the second one: https://youtu.be/DU390JYhD5o
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Haha, I think that's the only Thick of It quote you can post on TSR without getting banned.
That's exactly why I posted it! I was going to put one of Malcolm's foul mouthed rants then figured I was asking to get banned.


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Can you feel it Mr.Krabs?

Pretty sure you can work out where it's from.
I was watching Spongebob yesterday. :lol:
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(Original post by Themysticalegg)
That's exactly why I posted it! I was going to put one of Malcolm's foul mouthed rants then figured I was asking to get banned.



I was watching Spongebob yesterday. :lol:
You're a top lad :lol:
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“The thing about cheesy is that he had a really big head, snipers dream we used to call him” Bob Mortimer, Would I lie to you?
That was amazing. Up there with Mavis the owl and we do beg your pardon, we are in your garden.
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You’re over me? When were you...under me?
- Ross to Rachel (Friends)

Lmao TV gold

Edit: It sounds stupid without context and also I have a weird sense of humour so this might not be as funny to other people 😂
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God bless the captain of the Starship Voyager
I must have watched every episode about 10 times :sogood:
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I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname. (The Thick of It)
How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.

- Malcom Tucker
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How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.

- Malcom Tucker
That was glorious Peter Capaldi's voice is stuck in my head. The voice of a saint.


(Original post by 8472)
I must have watched every episode about 10 times :sogood:
Same, I like all the Star Trek's even the not very popular new Enterprise.
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That was glorious Peter Capaldi's voice is stuck in my head. The voice of a saint.
Get out of the cupboard, Hugh.
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How ****ing dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been ****ing emptied into little packets, into ****ing crisp packets. Cheese and onion ****ing crisp packets that contain my living, breathing ****ing brain.

- Malcom Tucker
Malcom:
No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.

Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.

[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*

Malcom. This could be from anyone.

[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*

Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
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Malcom:
No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.

Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.

[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*

Malcom. This could be from anyone.

[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*

Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
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Malcom:
No, I don't give a **** whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

Sam:*[Sam comes in with a box]**Happy Birthday Malcolm.

Malcom:*Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a ****ing present bomb in the face.

[opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday ****" written on it]*

Malcom. This could be from anyone.

[reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"]*

Malcom:*It's from Prime Minister. This is ****ing Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.
Literally just watched that episode with the cake. I aspire to be like Malcolm when I'm older, he's my idol.
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(Original post by Themysticalegg)
Literally just watched that episode with the cake.
It's honest to God my favourite scene
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:rofl:
Need a cake like that :rofl:

(Original post by Themysticalegg)
Literally just watched that episode with the cake. I aspire to be like Malcolm when I'm older, he's my idol.
I wish I could be like Malcom at work :cry2:
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