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So you feel like a pornstar?

I'm not sure if this topic is edgy enough to be booted past rule boundaries, but I suppose you can always close or delete this if it's not appropriate.

I was just wondering, the first time you had sex (or maybe even times afterward, I suppose), even though the experience itself was something to remember and you don't regret it in the slightest, thinking about it in retrospect do you cringe at some of your actions or reactions to some of the things that you did? I was chinwagging with a friend and we kinda agreed that, although it might feel right at the time, it could well just be one of those big, melodramatic moments that was sort of.. All shrouded in a rosy light, until the morning after :P

I dunno, is it normal to feel a little uncomfortable about the way you did things?

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Reply 1
Anisaar
I'm not sure if this topic is edgy enough to be booted past rule boundaries, but I suppose you can always close or delete this if it's not appropriate.

I was just wondering, the first time you had sex (or maybe even times afterward, I suppose), even though the experience itself was something to remember and you don't regret it in the slightest, thinking about it in retrospect do you cringe at some of your actions or reactions to some of the things that you did? I was chinwagging with a friend and we kinda agreed that, although it might feel right at the time, it could well just be one of those big, melodramatic moments that was sort of.. All shrouded in a rosy light, until the morning after :P

I dunno, is it normal to feel a little uncomfortable about the way you did things?


The thread title has nothing to do with the contents of this thread.

i dont know how it relates lolz :p:
Reply 2
I feel a little embarassed at the way i phrased some things on my first time (so cheesy!) but i certainly dont feel like a pornstar :s-smilie:
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Anisaar
I'm not sure if this topic is edgy enough to be booted past rule boundaries, but I suppose you can always close or delete this if it's not appropriate.

I was just wondering, the first time you had sex (or maybe even times afterward, I suppose), even though the experience itself was something to remember and you don't regret it in the slightest, thinking about it in retrospect do you cringe at some of your actions or reactions to some of the things that you did? I was chinwagging with a friend and we kinda agreed that, although it might feel right at the time, it could well just be one of those big, melodramatic moments that was sort of.. All shrouded in a rosy light, until the morning after :P

I dunno, is it normal to feel a little uncomfortable about the way you did things?

The title of this thread reminds me of titles like "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here", "Britain's Got Talent", "X-Factor", "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"...
Reply 5
dealbreaker
The title of this thread reminds me of titles like "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here", "Britain's Got Talent", "X-Factor", "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"...


Lol'd. :biggrin:
Reply 6
But it's fun to pretend to be pornstars once in a while :biggrin: I know what you mean though.
Reply 7
Why does feeling like a pornstar mean regretting things the morning after?
Reply 8
I understand what you mean, but it's not good to dwell on things like that, they always seem a little cringeworthy out of context.

If I feel sexy, I will act sexy and do/say things which would be embarrasing out of the bedroom but feel very right at the time. I don't feel like a pornstar because I'm not faking it or acting up just for the sake of it.
alenax
Why does feeling like a pornstar mean regretting things the morning after?


It shouldn't, if you're comfortable with yourself and your sex life. Filth is a good thing :smile: Personally...I never used the phrase 'make love' so I don't feel embarrassed in the slightest :wink:

Don't dwell on it, if you enjoy it then do it. You shouldn't think over sex in that much detail afterwards...
Reply 10
The best thing about this thread is the number of views it's had at this point, lol.

I didn't really mean pornstar, as such. Just someone a tad more raunchy than perhaps you thought you were. o_o
Anisaar
I didn't really mean pornstar, as such. Just someone a tad more raunchy than perhaps you thought you were. o_o


So what's wrong with that?

Sex is...Sex. If you're with someone who brings out the slightly unexpected side of yourself then you're doing well. :smile:
Reply 12
jointhedots
It shouldn't, if you're comfortable with yourself and your sex life. Filth is a good thing :smile: Personally...I never used the phrase 'make love' so I don't feel embarrassed in the slightest :wink:

Don't dwell on it, if you enjoy it then do it. You shouldn't think over sex in that much detail afterwards...


I agree, in my opinion "feeling like a pornstar" is equivalent to having no inhibitions, which is where the best sex comes from - when you don't worry about whether your stomach is too flabby or whether you have hairy legs, but just concentrate on the actual... act.
Reply 13
I said some things which I cringe at, and I kind of got weirded out when I first saw her vagina, but other than that it was alright. A bit boring and pretty generic, but alright.
Reply 14
Truce
I said some things which I cringe at, and I kind of got weirded out when I first saw her vagina, but other than that it was alright. A bit boring and pretty generic, but alright.


Haha why did you get weirded out?
Reply 15
Bitches, I am a pornstar.
Erradhadh
Bitches, I am a pornstar.

Proof :P :P :P
Reply 17
rastaman25
Proof :P :P :P


You have grasshoppers screwing in your sig; I'm afraid I must decline your offer.
i was expecting something exciting when I saw the title :frown:

sigh
Reply 19
alenax
Haha why did you get weirded out?


I'd been raised on porn vaginas, so like no pubic hair, all neat etc.

Hers was more... normal. I mean it was by no means disgusting, but it wasn't what I was expecting.

:p: