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Best footy chants of the season
Number 11
"We don't need no Phil Scolari,
We don't need Mourinho,
Hey! Thaksin! Leave our Sven alone!"
City fans to the tune of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In the Wall.
Number 10
"Does your livestock know you're here?"
Colchester fans to Norwich.
Number 9
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy!"
Fans of several Championship clubs to Cardiff's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
Number 8
"Jim Bullard, Bullard, He's better than Steve Gerrard, He's thinner than Frank Lampard, Jim Bullard, Bullard."
Fulham fans to Jimmy Bullard.
Number 7
"Don't blame it on Henry, don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees, blame it on Eboue!"
Arsenal fans to the tune of The Jackson Five's Blame It On The Boogie.
Number 6
"Ohh! We're half way there! Ohh-ohh! Aliadiere!"
Middlesbrough fans to the tune of Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer.
Number 5
"You better watch out,
You better beware,
He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town."
Blackburn fans to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
Number 4
"Oh Kasper, whoah, whoh, oh,
Oh Kasper, whoah, whoh, oh,
He stands between our posts,
He's named after a ghost."
Cardiff fans to keeper Kasper Schmeichel.
Number 3
"Andy Reid, plays left wing, he loves McDonalds and Burger King!"
Sunderland fans to Andy Reid.
Number 2
"You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
Sang by Spurs fans to West Ham's Dean Ashton.
Number 1
"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye
Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!"
Newcastle fans: Sang to the Happy Days theme tune.
From Virgin!!!
"We don't need no Phil Scolari,
We don't need Mourinho,
Hey! Thaksin! Leave our Sven alone!"
City fans to the tune of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In the Wall.
Number 10
"Does your livestock know you're here?"
Colchester fans to Norwich.
Number 9
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy!"
Fans of several Championship clubs to Cardiff's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
Number 8
"Jim Bullard, Bullard, He's better than Steve Gerrard, He's thinner than Frank Lampard, Jim Bullard, Bullard."
Fulham fans to Jimmy Bullard.
Number 7
"Don't blame it on Henry, don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees, blame it on Eboue!"
Arsenal fans to the tune of The Jackson Five's Blame It On The Boogie.
Number 6
"Ohh! We're half way there! Ohh-ohh! Aliadiere!"
Middlesbrough fans to the tune of Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer.
Number 5
"You better watch out,
You better beware,
He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town."
Blackburn fans to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
Number 4
"Oh Kasper, whoah, whoh, oh,
Oh Kasper, whoah, whoh, oh,
He stands between our posts,
He's named after a ghost."
Cardiff fans to keeper Kasper Schmeichel.
Number 3
"Andy Reid, plays left wing, he loves McDonalds and Burger King!"
Sunderland fans to Andy Reid.
Number 2
"You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
Sang by Spurs fans to West Ham's Dean Ashton.
Number 1
"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye
Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!"
Newcastle fans: Sang to the Happy Days theme tune.
From Virgin!!!
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your just a fat eddie murphy, LOL
The Torres song by an absolute mile. The others may be witty but if you've bounced or been present to witness it you'll know what we mean.
Viva Ronaldo's pretty good too, always comes through loud and clear on the TV.
"He's big, He's blue - he's really 42, Yakubu, Yakubu"
"Javier Mascherano" to the tune of white stripes 7 nation army (just for being so catchy)
"We've won it two times, we've won it two times, the Auto Windscreen's, we've won it two times" - One of the few positive things about Wigan's support!
That Habib Beye one is class too.
as far as spontanious chants go "Fat Purple Aki" to Yakubu (those from Merseyside will get it) "Fergie's right, Your fans are ****e" (At Old Trafford) "We're gonna bounce on the bizzies" (Locked in at Old Trafford) "STOP! BABEL TIME" After Arsenal 2nd leg in the Albert pub
Viva Ronaldo's pretty good too, always comes through loud and clear on the TV.
"He's big, He's blue - he's really 42, Yakubu, Yakubu"
"Javier Mascherano" to the tune of white stripes 7 nation army (just for being so catchy)
"We've won it two times, we've won it two times, the Auto Windscreen's, we've won it two times" - One of the few positive things about Wigan's support!
That Habib Beye one is class too.
as far as spontanious chants go "Fat Purple Aki" to Yakubu (those from Merseyside will get it) "Fergie's right, Your fans are ****e" (At Old Trafford) "We're gonna bounce on the bizzies" (Locked in at Old Trafford) "STOP! BABEL TIME" After Arsenal 2nd leg in the Albert pub
"Oh here she comes"
"Watch out love, he'll do you in"
"Oh she she comes"
"He's a wife beater"
Stockport fans to the tune of Hall & Oates 'Maneater', aimed at Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson
"Watch out love, he'll do you in"
"Oh she she comes"
"He's a wife beater"
Stockport fans to the tune of Hall & Oates 'Maneater', aimed at Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson
kpg
I've never had so much fun singing at a ground as I do with the new torres song. Absolutely love it but probably more to do with the fact that even the old fellas join in with the bounce! They feel 19 again.
It's absolutely brilliant. Singing that after Torres scored against Arsenal was probably the best momment of the season for me. ****ing brilliant.
Here's a few of my favourites from Villa games
Birmingham are you listening to the song that we are singing, we're walking along, singing a song, ****ting on the city as we gooooo
Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath
Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath
Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath
Oh lord Paul McGrath
On the piss my lord, on the piss
On the piss my lord, on the piss
On the piss my lord, on the piss
Oh lord on the piss
It's your round my lord, it's your round
It's your round my lord, it's your round
It's your round my lord, it's your round
Oh lord it's your round
Then depends on the team the next verst is either
Empty seats my lord, empty seats
or there's **** support my lord, **** support
or, she's a slag my lord, she's a slag
Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor, he's fast as ****, he's fast as ****
Birmingham are you listening to the song that we are singing, we're walking along, singing a song, ****ting on the city as we gooooo
Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath
Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath
Paul McGrath my lord, Paul McGrath
Oh lord Paul McGrath
On the piss my lord, on the piss
On the piss my lord, on the piss
On the piss my lord, on the piss
Oh lord on the piss
It's your round my lord, it's your round
It's your round my lord, it's your round
It's your round my lord, it's your round
Oh lord it's your round
Then depends on the team the next verst is either
Empty seats my lord, empty seats
or there's **** support my lord, **** support
or, she's a slag my lord, she's a slag
Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor, he's fast as ****, he's fast as ****
chim chimeny chim chimeny
Never heard the kasper one myself lol. Saying that, its often the grange end who come up with the funny songs, and my season tickets in the bob bank.
Did quite like chanting "3-0 to the finalists" at the Barnsley fans in the last game of the league season though.
Few others aswell, but can't remember them really.
Also enjoyed the various clock related chants at the pomey fans in the final too lol.
"Pompey whats the time, Pompey Pompey whats the time"
"tick rock pompey, pompey tick tock"
sigh.
Doubt you would find it so funny if you had been wrongly accused of such things. Could have easily ruined the guys career and life.
"Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army!!"
Did quite like chanting "3-0 to the finalists" at the Barnsley fans in the last game of the league season though.
Few others aswell, but can't remember them really.
Also enjoyed the various clock related chants at the pomey fans in the final too lol.
"Pompey whats the time, Pompey Pompey whats the time"
"tick rock pompey, pompey tick tock"
Joey Barton's Cell Mate
'With a packet of Sweets & a Cheeky smile
Dave Jones is a ****ing Paedophile'
;yes;
Dave Jones is a ****ing Paedophile'
;yes;
sigh.
Doubt you would find it so funny if you had been wrongly accused of such things. Could have easily ruined the guys career and life.
"Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army!!"
Sit down potato head, sit down potato head, Villa fans at Steve Bruce
WelshBluebird
Also enjoyed the various clock related chants at the pomey fans in the final too lol.
"Pompey whats the time, Pompey Pompey whats the time"
"tick rock pompey, pompey tick tock"
sigh.
Doubt you would find it so funny if you had been wrongly accused of such things. Could have easily ruined the guys career and life.
"Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army!!"
Also enjoyed the various clock related chants at the pomey fans in the final too lol.
"Pompey whats the time, Pompey Pompey whats the time"
"tick rock pompey, pompey tick tock"
sigh.
Doubt you would find it so funny if you had been wrongly accused of such things. Could have easily ruined the guys career and life.
"Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army, Davey Jones - Barmy Army!!"
Well, i doubt i would, but i'd never be in that situation...
But still, he didn't seem a batter an eye lid when it's sung to him, anyway, it's just a joke.. Kudos to him for his Cardiff work though!
Damn, that pompey clock chime has been around for donkeys years...
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