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Why is this considered 'normal'?

Why is it considered normal for guys to pee standing up? I wont lie i'm a very lazy person and I always sit down to pee but I don't understand why this isn't normal? It's so much easier and comfortable to sit down and I can take my cup of tea/crisps/phone with me and have my hands full while doing it

Also since I literally don't touch anything why do I need to wash my hands afterwards? Only thing I touch in the bathroom is pull my trousers down, that's it. I only flush if i've done a number 2 and obviously I wash my hands after that since i've wiped etc

By this logic then we'd all have to wash our hands 24/7 won't we? Stuff like remote controls, our phones, laptops etc all have loads of germs on them

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I hope to Godthis is a troll. You eat crisps while peeing????
Reply 2
Sitting takes longer, why do you need to eat or be on your phone for the 30 seconds it takes.

Are people so impatient that taking a p*ss for less than a minute bothers them?
Reply 3
Yep, sometimes take my plate with me as well if i'm needing a piss during my dinner

What's wrong with it? I'm literally not touching anything and i'm sitting down
Reply 4
I'm a lazy *******, and it's a lot more comfortable sitting down and it means I haven't touched anything so why do I need to wash my hands? By that logic I should be washing my hands after every time I touch my phone/laptop/remote control which is 1000x a day?
Original post by S.S.T94
Yep, sometimes take my plate with me as well if i'm needing a piss during my dinner

What's wrong with it? I'm literally not touching anything and i'm sitting down


i feel sick
that made me laugh. :lol:
Original post by S.S.T94
Yep, sometimes take my plate with me as well if i'm needing a piss during my dinner
Reply 7
I really don't understand what's wrong with it? I'm not touching ANYTHING in the bathroom when I have a piss
Reply 8
I thought about saying it.
You know, if you really want to save time you could just wear a nappy. You never need to move to piss again!
Reply 10
Original post by S.S.T94
I really don't understand what's wrong with it? I'm not touching ANYTHING in the bathroom when I have a piss


Yeah we get it.
It's as normal as taking a sh*t whilst doing a handstand
Reply 12
Genuinely not trolling

So why don't people wash their hands after every time they touch their phone/remote control/laptop/wallets etc etc, they all have loads of germs on them? I've heard there are more germs on those
Reply 13
I do stand up whenever I need a piss outside or in a public bathroom, it deffo takes longer and is less comfortable

How the hell is it not normal for a guy to sit down?
Original post by S.S.T94
I really don't understand what's wrong with it? I'm not touching ANYTHING in the bathroom when I have a piss


Apart from your penis?
Or do you let it dribble in your pants?
Reply 15
Huh? I don't touch it cos i'm sitting down? No nothing dribbles I don't stand up again until after I finish peeing obviously lol
Then you’re the only bloke in the world that doesn’t need a quick shake. Or you sit there for far longer than necessary. Either way, eating on the toilet is disgusting. Entirely your choice though
Original post by S.S.T94
Huh? I don't touch it cos i'm sitting down? No nothing dribbles I don't stand up again until after I finish peeing obviously lol
Reply 17
You know you can shake it while sitting down right? By moving your hips lol

How is it disgusting? I honestly don't understand why, i'm not touching anything

I eat my dinner while changing channels on the TV using the remote, that is surely just as disgusting but I bet everyone else does that?
Reply 18
I only piss out the window.
Reply 19
No one has actually answered why it's disgusting/wrong? Last time I got ill was like 5-6 years ago after catching a cold from my brother

Genuinely not trolling I was just thinking about it earlier (while peeing ironically) and thought it was interesting how it's not considered normal for guys to sit down to pee

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