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Reply 80
I thought that was masturbation. Mastication is just a side dish of happiness.
Reply 81
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annabellewalter
I thought that was masturbation. Mastication is just a side dish of happiness.
No. Mastication is your best friend; masturbation is the friend who keeps you entertained when you're alone, but should be locked firmly in a cupboard, long before the relatives are due to arrive. Although the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Rather like me, in fact
Reply 82
Have officially decided that my greatest ambition in life is to be 'a side dish of happiness' and I believe my ideal partner would also be one such side order of joy.
Reply 83
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annabellewalter
Have officially decided that my greatest ambition in life is to be 'a side dish of happiness' and I believe my ideal partner would also be one such side order of joy.
Personally, I no longer believe I could accept anything less than 'main course' classification. I've wasted quite enough time as a side-salad to the proverbial 'dish of the day'
Reply 84
lol, thats all I have to say on the matter
Reply 85
What you want is invariably what you don't get anyway
Reply 86
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annabellewalter
lol, thats all I have to say on the matter
That's a shame. I trust you can live with the fact that this thread will wither and die in your absence
Reply 87
Ok... shorter than me... dont know why... im 5ft8
Dark hair, long and like curvey/wavy... dark eyes... and a nicely proportioned chestal area.. :s (the lovelyus maximusses)
Personality: outgoing, funny, confident, not insane and stalk me for 18months..
<HUMS> sooo happpyyy togetheerrrr.... I caanntt see me lovvin nobodyyy but you..... <hums>
Dark hair, long and like curvey/wavy... dark eyes... and a nicely proportioned chestal area.. :s (the lovelyus maximusses)
Personality: outgoing, funny, confident, not insane and stalk me for 18months..
<HUMS> sooo happpyyy togetheerrrr.... I caanntt see me lovvin nobodyyy but you..... <hums>
Reply 88
Hugh Grant when he was in Maurice... (v old film when he was still/just out of Oxford... stunning 
)
If we're going to be specific:
Looks like: Hugh Grant in Maurice
Eyes: Chris Martin (and can sing like him too
)
Accent: Hugh Grant in About A Boy
Job: Architect/writer
Lives in: Canada
Important: non-smoker, non-alcoholic, non-druggy, non-Tory.
And finally... must be able to talk to animals
)If we're going to be specific:
Looks like: Hugh Grant in Maurice
Eyes: Chris Martin (and can sing like him too
)Accent: Hugh Grant in About A Boy
Job: Architect/writer
Lives in: Canada
Important: non-smoker, non-alcoholic, non-druggy, non-Tory.
And finally... must be able to talk to animals
Reply 89
I'll tell you when I see one....
Reply 90
Thanks Anchemis.
As it happens, I did see a rather Hugh-like guy when I visited Cambridge last July . Walking out of the Parrot and Fox pub or something like that... you can't miss him - spitting image of Hugh (About A Boy stlye-hairdo)... I actually stopped in the street and gawped until my friend pulled me along
So...you know what to do when you find him
As it happens, I did see a rather Hugh-like guy when I visited Cambridge last July . Walking out of the Parrot and Fox pub or something like that... you can't miss him - spitting image of Hugh (About A Boy stlye-hairdo)... I actually stopped in the street and gawped until my friend pulled me along
So...you know what to do when you find him
Reply 91
17
She would be just a bit shorter than me, blonde hair, cool make-up, nice smile, hair done nicely so it falls nicely, into music and partying. And you know what? I've found her!
Reply 92
glance
She would be just a bit shorter than me, blonde hair, cool make-up, nice smile, hair done nicely so it falls nicely, into music and partying. And you know what? I've found her!
Reply 93
ladyshort4u
girls what is your ideal guy??
looks, personality, figure, height, etc etc - simply describe Ur ideal partner!
girls what is your ideal guy??
looks, personality, figure, height, etc etc - simply describe Ur ideal partner!
Looks - Dark hair thats not too short or too long (straight), green or brown eyes, cute smile, smallish eyes, not too attractive, smart.
Personality - Romantic, good sense of humour, not picky, friendly and caring, down to earth, more brains than balls, sexy.
Figure - Medium built, with good strong arms and big hands to hold my little hands, flat stomach/6 pack, not too muscly - but a toned figure thats not too skinny either, toned arse.
Height - Taller than my height 5ft 6inches, but not taller than 6ft 2icnhes. I like men who are 3/4 inches taller than me.
Reply 94
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sleepyeba
Heh
ThanksReply 95
ladyshort4u
guys what is ur ideal girl??
girls what is your ideal guy??
looks, personality, figure, height, etc etc - simply describe Ur ideal partner!
girls what is your ideal guy??
looks, personality, figure, height, etc etc - simply describe Ur ideal partner!
ok, here goes
Personality
-charismatic
-charming
-intelligent
Height
Between 5'9 to 6'0
Figure
Healthy is all i ask for.....and mabye nice arms
Looks
Dont really mind..if they have the personality, it comes through in their looks
Reply 96
15
Guy's perfect guy, here goes:
Looks:
Cute face, but also handsome, curlyish dark hair or it could be straght, as long as it looks good, blue eyes with dark hair - lush! Preferably tanned, but ok as long as he's not pasty. Probably would have to go for no stuble.
Body:
Toned and healthy, but no muscles, kind of skinny, but not too much, if there is a six pack, it has to be only when tensed, flatpack is prefered. Nice ass, nice legs, again not too muscly, if there has to be chest hair, only minimal is accepted (treasure trail, alittle in the middle, maybe a little round the nips NO MORE!) Any hair on the back is an isntant rejection. tanned would be nice. Not more than 3 inches taller than me (i am 5"10) but no shorter than me.
Attitude:
cares about looks but not too much. is good looking but doesn;t really know it, or act like he knows it. Not too camp, but not too butch, just nice.
Personality: nearly as intelligent as me, but not quite, nice and very funny, a little bit bitchy at times is ok. personality is not as important as looks!
oh yeh likes same music as me, and dresses similar and likes me but is not needy.
Looks:
Cute face, but also handsome, curlyish dark hair or it could be straght, as long as it looks good, blue eyes with dark hair - lush! Preferably tanned, but ok as long as he's not pasty. Probably would have to go for no stuble.
Body:
Toned and healthy, but no muscles, kind of skinny, but not too much, if there is a six pack, it has to be only when tensed, flatpack is prefered. Nice ass, nice legs, again not too muscly, if there has to be chest hair, only minimal is accepted (treasure trail, alittle in the middle, maybe a little round the nips NO MORE!) Any hair on the back is an isntant rejection. tanned would be nice. Not more than 3 inches taller than me (i am 5"10) but no shorter than me.
Attitude:
cares about looks but not too much. is good looking but doesn;t really know it, or act like he knows it. Not too camp, but not too butch, just nice.
Personality: nearly as intelligent as me, but not quite, nice and very funny, a little bit bitchy at times is ok. personality is not as important as looks!
oh yeh likes same music as me, and dresses similar and likes me but is not needy.
Reply 97
12
ladyshort4u
guys what is ur ideal girl??
girls what is your ideal guy??
looks, personality, figure, height, etc etc - simply describe Ur ideal partner!
girls what is your ideal guy??
looks, personality, figure, height, etc etc - simply describe Ur ideal partner!
tall, over six foot
nice kinda wavy curly shaggy beach hair
gorgeous eyes
really smart
nice mouth
toned fit body
AND he think's I'm great too!
oh yeah, and he has to have an awesome amazing incroyable sense of humor!
ahhh yea, and a liberal!
Reply 98
11
A good sense of humour is a *must* for me. Wavy hair's good, but by no means a pre-requisite.
Reply 99
elpollodiablouk
A good sense of humour is a *must* for me. Wavy hair's good, but by no means a pre-requisite.
Plus wavy hair can be achieved with curling irons, there is no such device for senses of humour
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