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Do you wipe yourself standing up or sitting down?



Had this discussion with some mates at school. So far its 7v3 for the sitting down squad.


Wanted to do a thorough study on this. I thought everyone in the world did it sitting down, but apparently, there are some monsters who do it standing up.




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I wash my **** with water + soap after wiping it, SITTING DOWN.
Unless constipated lmao

If you dont wash ur but, seriously ew. a tissue wont simply clean up the mess.
Source: past experience.
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Standing up...
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Most of the time sitting down but occasionally you need to go the extra mile to make sure you know
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Standing up...
Doesn't it get difficult to make sure you did a good job when you are standing up?
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Most of the time sitting down but occasionally you need to go the extra mile to make sure you know
So you're the rare breed that does both huh
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Have people run out of decent topics? It’s OK to keep certain ideas to yourself.
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I'm guessing people don't remain fully sitting down or would be quite difficult haha

(not a very ladylike topic to discuss but hey )
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Have people run out of decent topics? It’s OK to keep certain ideas to yourself.
Excuse me, this is a very important scientific study I am conducting; the outcome will prove immensely beneficial to society. Now please cast your vote.
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I'm guessing people don't remain fully sitting down or would be quite difficult haha

(not a very ladylike topic to discuss but hey )
Why would it be quite difficult?
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I wash my **** with water + soap after wiping it, SITTING DOWN.
Unless constipated lmao

If you dont wash ur but, seriously ew. a tissue wont simply clean up the mess.
Source: past experience.
I never understood how people wash with water? With what water I’m confused, there’s not always a sink in the toilet..
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I never understood how people wash with water? With what water I’m confused, there’s not always a sink in the toilet..
There usually is... You just fill up a container (e.g. bottle) and pour the water between you legs - it's not rocket science! Or some people have a bidet shower next to the toilet.
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I wash my **** with water + soap after wiping it, SITTING DOWN.
Unless constipated lmao
And what do you do in that case lol?
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I'm guessing people don't remain fully sitting down or would be quite difficult haha

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No, I do it fully sitting down.
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There usually is... You just fill up a container (e.g. bottle) and pour the water between you legs - it's not rocket science! Or some people have a bidet shower next to the toilet.
Are you a bidet boi? I heard those are kinda expensive.
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Are you a bidet boi? I heard those are kinda expensive.
The ones I am talking about are about £30 on eBay. Would love one but it's not possible in my bathroom.
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And what do you do in that case lol?
umm bit personal lmao. but you, uhh, gotta force it out. And sometimes you hold on to something and push it out...
TMI
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Are you a bidet boi? I heard those are kinda expensive.
all you need is a jug really.
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I never understood how people wash with water? With what water I’m confused, there’s not always a sink in the toilet..
i just use a jug, fill it with water (whilst sitting down as sink is close enough), then you know. normal to me.
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all you need is a jug really.
Agreed.

Or you have shytty water like a pool all across your butt cheeks

Lota is most hygienic or the shower thing but they’re too powerful for me
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