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Police are very worried about a gang of dangerous con artists who are planning, each in their own way, to scam the British public, make lots of money for various corrupt friends and generally be a public menace.

If you see any of these people, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. They are very dangerous, both to one's wallet/purse and also to mental health.

A picture of the gang has been released and we hear they are currently engaged in a power struggle. If successful, one of them will shortly be in charge of not just their usual confidence tricks, but a special long con involving the whole country.

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Please be careful and don't trust them if they offer you glittery-sounding things, which they all will be doing shortly.
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Police are very worried about a gang of dangerous con artists who are planning, each in their own way, to scam the British public, make lots of money for various corrupt friends and generally be a public menace.

If you see any of these people, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. They are very dangerous, both to one's wallet/purse and also to mental health.

A picture of the gang has been released and we hear they are currently engaged in a power struggle. If successful, one of them will shortly be in charge of not just their usual confidence tricks, but a special long con involving the whole country.

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Please be careful and don't trust them if they offer you glittery-sounding things, which they all will be doing shortly.
The one third along on the top row looks like he might offer you a glass of wine and a free dinner if you're prepared to sit in a very hot stuffy room for two hours and listen to the benefits of sharing the ownership of a 'villa' on the Costa Brava.
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Hope none of them check their TSR account today, and see you posting this. Might do you for gross defamation.
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Hope none of them check their TSR account today, and see you posting this. Might do you for gross defamation.
:rofl: It would make for an interesting case!
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Police are very worried about a gang of dangerous con artists who are planning, each in their own way, to scam the British public, make lots of money for various corrupt friends and generally be a public menace.

If you see any of these people, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. They are very dangerous, both to one's wallet/purse and also to mental health.

A picture of the gang has been released and we hear they are currently engaged in a power struggle. If successful, one of them will shortly be in charge of not just their usual confidence tricks, but a special long con involving the whole country.

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Please be careful and don't trust them if they offer you glittery-sounding things, which they all will be doing shortly.
In a related story, police are looking for an opposition. It's been missing since 2015.
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The one third along on the top row looks like he might offer you a glass of wine and a free dinner if you're prepared to sit in a very hot stuffy room for two hours and listen to the benefits of sharing the ownership of a 'villa' on the Costa Brava.
I think he tried to sell me the Eiffel Tower a couple of years ago.
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:lol: I thought this was serious, I actually laughed out loud
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In a related story, police are looking for an opposition. It's been missing since 2015.
Police are also puzzled by the appearance of a known Russian operative, a Mr Farage, as apparent leader of the country. They are currently discussing something called a 'coup' to see if the CPS will accept the charge.
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:lol: I thought this was serious, I actually laughed out loud
Wait till Boris comes in. Then you won't know if you should laugh or cry.
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This guy seems to be on the same wavelength
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Police are very worried about a gang of dangerous con artists who are planning, each in their own way, to scam the British public, make lots of money for various corrupt friends and generally be a public menace.
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i laughed so much the Gulag guards took away my spectacles
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lmaooo
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This thread is exactly what I need on a wet Sunday morning. Prsoms galore xxx
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This thread is exactly what I need on a wet Sunday morning. Prsoms galore xxx
Pleased to be of assistance. :hat2:
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Oh dear. This was meant to be a satire, but it looks like some pundits think it's the truth.
https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...prime-minister
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Looks like you’re ahead of the curve, Fullofsurprises

Now maybe you can get out your crystal ball and tell us what’ll happen next... 😉
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Looks like you’re ahead of the curve, Fullofsurprises

Now maybe you can get out your crystal ball and tell us what’ll happen next... 😉
Simples. It will be Andrea Leadsom and Jeremy Hunt on the third ballot.

Lol, I don't have a ****ing clue.
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I’ll hold you to that..

If it’s gove to win, I may do something drastic, like eat jelly miserably, until I become a great, big, red blob
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I’ll hold you to that..

If it’s gove to win, I may do something drastic, like eat jelly miserably, until I become a great, big, red blob
If Bojo wins, we will either be led into a catastrophic series of errors resulting in tragedy, or a very bad series of blunders leading to chaos. whereas if Gove wins, it will be the exact opposite.
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Just politicians doing what politicians do...
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