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so basically i was just logging in to hegarty maths to watch mr hegarty sexily teach me how to solve double quadratic inequalities, and thats when i spotted the spider. it was FREAKING HUGE and crawling across the bed. i had no idea where it came from. i also had no cup to trap it in, except a glass of water that had been sitting there with a hair in it since the morning. seeing that this was a life or death situation, i gulped down the whole glass.
i went to trap the spider but then i saw it moving for my school bag. thats when it saw my english revision books and scrammed to under my bed. seeing that i was done for, i evacuated.
i ran downstairs with a blanket to camp out in the crack den in my garden hoping the weed smell will eliminate my fears.
but it didnt.
i ran back to my room and saw the spider climbing up my wardrobe. thats when i brutally murdered it and burned its body on a tissue in the garden triumphantly, i have slayed the beast.
now i am in my room scared that there are more insects out there in my room somewhere waiting for me. i may not wake up tomorrow.
i am scared.
i am high.
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(Original post by lilTrain)
so basically i was just logging in to hegarty maths to watch mr hegarty sexily teach me how to solve double quadratic inequalities, and thats when i spotted the spider. it was FREAKING HUGE and crawling across the bed. i had no idea where it came from. i also had no cup to trap it in, except a glass of water that had been sitting there with a hair in it since the morning. seeing that this was a life or death situation, i gulped down the whole glass.
i went to trap the spider but then i saw it moving for my school bag. thats when it saw my english revision books and scrammed to under my bed. seeing that i was done for, i evacuated.
i ran downstairs with a blanket to camp out in the crack den in my garden hoping the weed smell will eliminate my fears.
but it didnt.
i ran back to my room and saw the spider climbing up my wardrobe. thats when i brutally murdered it and burned its body on a tissue in the garden triumphantly, i have slayed the beast.
now i am in my room scared that there are more insects out there in my room somewhere waiting for me. i may not wake up tomorrow.
i am scared.
i am high.
what a riveting story. When's Volume 2 coming out?
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definitely high lol
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Lay off the weed man 😂😂
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what a riveting story. When's Volume 2 coming out?
(Original post by lilTrain)
so basically i was just logging in to hegarty maths to watch mr hegarty sexily teach me how to solve double quadratic inequalities, and thats when i spotted the spider. it was FREAKING HUGE and crawling across the bed. i had no idea where it came from. i also had no cup to trap it in, except a glass of water that had been sitting there with a hair in it since the morning. seeing that this was a life or death situation, i gulped down the whole glass.
i went to trap the spider but then i saw it moving for my school bag. thats when it saw my english revision books and scrammed to under my bed. seeing that i was done for, i evacuated.
i ran downstairs with a blanket to camp out in the crack den in my garden hoping the weed smell will eliminate my fears.
but it didnt.
i ran back to my room and saw the spider climbing up my wardrobe. thats when i brutally murdered it and burned its body on a tissue in the garden triumphantly, i have slayed the beast.
now i am in my room scared that there are more insects out there in my room somewhere waiting for me. i may not wake up tomorrow.
i am scared.
i am high.
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Volume 2 will be about me not waking up because the buggos ate me but will be released posthumously
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what a riveting story. When's Volume 2 coming out?
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Volume 2 will be about me not waking up because the buggos ate me but will be released posthumously
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no joke you have me hooked on the story. It's amazing what drugs can enhance in humans.
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Whatever u say fam
But probably wont be doing it again since now i have an irrational fear of 420 spiders and moths eating their way through my estomago into my pulmones while i have sleep paralysis wearing my least favourite PJs
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no joke you have me hooked on the story. It's amazing what drugs can enhance in humans.
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Spiders just want some of that dank kush, dude.
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Lol, but why is this so captivating?:laugh:
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Yeah i should probably burn all my socks that smell of weeds lest the spiders come to eat me feet
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Spiders just want some of that dank kush, dude.

Thats exactly what i asked when i was trapped in the spiders web, fearing for my life and fearing for the reason behind the absence of my jaffa cake secret stash
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Lol, but why is this so captivating?:laugh:
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You should become a writer, you got skills.
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Unless it's the drugs. 😱🤢👹
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Say that to my grade 5 in english language
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You should become a writer, you got skills.
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Unless it's the drugs. 😱🤢👹
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stay in drugs, don't do school

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i'm joking fam lay off the weed
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Thanks fam for the iNTerEsTinG advice
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ngl i didnt actually do the weeds it just made its way up my nose during my slumber and influenced me


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stay in drugs, don't do school

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i'm joking fam lay off the weed
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oh yeah, sure sure, thats tOtAlLy believable :lol:
just make sure it doesn't "accidentally" make its way up your nose before exams lmaoooo

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Thanks fam for the iNTerEsTinG advice
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ngl i didnt actually do the weeds it just made its way up my nose during my slumber and influenced me
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Actually im keeping my nostrils open the night of 3rd june to welcome in the weedles since the next day we got language paper 1 and i need the weedlingies to tell me the answers because boiii i suck at Language
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but i swear to god if the exam is about sports again, like the bicycles or the surfing, brah...


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oh yeah, sure sure, thats tOtAlLy believable :lol:
just make sure it doesn't "accidentally" make its way up your nose before exams lmaoooo
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Hey grade 5 in English language, you should become a writer. I am sure your talents will be much appreciated in the big wide world.
Love Stardom.
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Say that to my grade 5 in english language
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