how many times do you wipe your bum after a poo? Serious Watch

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I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.
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Anonymous #2
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I use water to clean myself and then toilet paper to dry myself.
It's not time consuming for me and I don't use much toilet paper and it makes me feel clean.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.
I use 6 squares of toilet paper, don't count how many times I wipe. If I can, I tend to wash with water as well though.

Trimming or shaving would make things easier if you have a lot of hair.
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I use a wet tissue and wipe like 3 times, then I use a LOTA (❤️) with water to clean properly and then some more tissue to dry myself 😂

Same if I pee tbh
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Anonymous #4
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Water first. Wipes to dry. Squeaky clean, lesser waste of paper.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
Water first. Wipes to dry. Squeaky clean, lesser waste of paper.
Why not just wipe with a towel?
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Anonymous #4
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(Original post by black tea)
Why not just wipe with a towel?
Personal preference.
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Why would you wipe with a towel?
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Why not just wipe with a towel?
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I use a lota too
(Original post by Anonymous)
I use a wet tissue and wipe like 3 times, then I use a LOTA (❤️) with water to clean properly and then some more tissue to dry myself 😂

Same if I pee tbh
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(Original post by Anonymous)
I use a wet tissue and wipe like 3 times, then I use a LOTA (❤️) with water to clean properly and then some more tissue to dry myself 😂

Same if I pee tbh
"LOTA" 😂😂😂
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I don't bother counting to be honest. It's not something that I'd say is necessary to count; it takes whatever it takes to make that area clean :yep:
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Ohhhh I thought you meant a towel as in what you use to dry yourself after a bath/shower
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Why not just wipe with a towel?
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don't count lol just wipe until you don't really see anything left bro
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I typically only use 1 square of sandpaper.
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I typically only use 1 square of sandpaper.
what do you use to clean the blood?
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I wipe until there is no poop left :dontknow:
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I don't count lol
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(Original post by HateSchx)
"LOTA" 😂😂😂
yeees lota = my baby ❤️

I’ve always had problems with the shower thing it’s been too powerful and I cba in the morning haha
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As many as is needed. It’s different depending on how messy that particular poo is.
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what do you use to clean the blood?
More sandpaper
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