how many times do you wipe your bum after a poo? Serious Watch

Anonymous #3
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if i were a female i would get my boyfriend to lick me clean
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rly hope that's a joke...
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if i were a female i would get my boyfriend to lick me clean
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rly hope that's a joke...
some people are into that sort of thing...
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Lotta is a 100% necessary item in any household.
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Lotta is a 100% necessary item in any household.
you can just use jug
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I have one of these fitted in my toilet, so a lot easier to clean the ass,
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Anonymous #2
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But once it hits the area wont it just splash everywhere?
That's messy.
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I have one of these fitted in my toilet, so a lot easier to clean the ass,
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I use water it’s more hygienic
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why put tissue paper around your hand? I just make a double or triple fold on my hand and wipe like normal. No need to wrap it around your hand and use 5 squares or whatever/
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Anonymous #7
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everyone wraps it round their hand? lol i must be the only one that takes 3/4 squares and scrunches it. more efficient because its more surface area with less volume
using water sounds so extra. what percent of people do it though?
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everyone wraps it round their hand? lol i must be the only one that takes 3/4 squares and scrunches it. more efficient because its more surface area with less volume
using water sounds so extra. what percent of people do it though?
100% of Muslims... apart from some bad eggs
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I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.
I wipe about 10 times
first 2 being blob removers
3-5 is wiping the surface and removing any **** particles from the ass hair
6-8 being deep cleans
9-10 surface wipes to make sure i didn't miss anything.
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Till it's clean.
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I have to use water. I can't comprehend how people don't.

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Even you have to accept it is more hygienic.
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I have to use water. I can't comprehend how people don't.

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Even you have to accept it is more hygienic.
No idea what you are asking me here.
And why the anonymous? What are you afraid of?
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3 folds and soak it in water and clean it gently

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42, it is the answer to everything.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
I wipe it at least 4 times and I feel I'm wasting a lot of toilet paper as I use like two wraps around my hand like 5 squares.

is there a more efficient way to clean my ass. am I doing it wrong

I have butt hair too. I trim it every few weeks but it's difficult and time-consuming.

every wipe produces more poop I feel like.
Use bidets. They are jets which produce water. Very clean and efficient way.
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Does wiping a stoma clean count? 🤔😂
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Anonymous #9
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Wipe till there's no poop left. Then 1 more time with a wet wipe.
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