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Lady Harry this is where we must disagree.
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Marmite's another thing that never goes out of fashion
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did not know what a 'rick roll' was until I just searched it up
I can't believe its and actual term
Its a catchy song- its been in my head all day
lol..first u listen to rizzle kicks...then u genuinely enjoy rick astley..
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I'm deceased ahahahahah
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when u have the long ones u gotta prepare the environment,
everythings gotta be in the right place. Tissues easily accessible, vaseline to the left if you wanna spice things up, headphones (cant forget the headphones (dolby surround sound for the realism), and 3 4k monitors for the multi-dimensional experience.

With a shortie you gotta make do with an iphone and an empty packet of crisps
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(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
lol..first u listen to rizzle kicks...then u genuinely enjoy rick astley..
Well its better than some of the videos you post- talk about getting ear r**ed and mind ****ed

I don't genuinely enjoy his music - its just a catchy song
Okay and rizzle kicks was a childhood thing, you wouldn't relate old man
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Yeah I can totally relate tbh
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It must be wonderful to be a man and be able to have a quick blast :moon:
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It must be wonderful to be a man and be able to have a quick blast :moon:
Hahaha :rofl:
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I know it's getting serious when I'm like nah, I need my gaming PC for this one, 140hz refresh rate monitor at the ready
The empty crisp packet is inventive :lol: If I'm tugging a quick one in the bathroom I'll just make a landing strip out of tissue. Prefer cocoa butter to vaseline though.
i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss
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i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss
omg that is just mad
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Most certainly does
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longies- have a pair of undies with me, no-ones at home, in my room preferably
quickies- there is no quickies because what's the point in them
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(Original post by Rid The Kid)
i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss
I used shampoo once. Most painful experience of my life.
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(Original post by Precious Illusions)
It must be wonderful to be a man and be able to have a quick blast :moon:
you could have one quick if u stop doing kegel like ur holding in piss lol selfish lass
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i forgot to mention the major disadvantage of doing a longie, if you need a piss, youre ****ed, aint no way youre taking a piss for next 4 hours bro
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(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
you could have one quick if u stop doing kegel like ur holding in piss lol selfish lass
I...what? I've never done Kegel. Some people just can't orgasm quickly :dontknow:
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(Original post by algebra123)
Well its better than some of the videos you post- talk about getting ear r**ed and mind ****ed

I don't genuinely enjoy his music - its just a catchy song
Okay and rizzle kicks was a childhood thing, you wouldn't relate old man
:indiff: children are u so moody these days..

rizzle kicks though lol...were they ever good? geez..they're so camp. whos next? Take that? JLS? :lol:
old?! im 26 lol.

my music is ace.
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I...what? I've never done Kegel. Some people just can't orgasm quickly :dontknow:
nah. the body is made to come. whos the zombie ur in bed with?? :rofl: unleash ur inner skwert. every woman can do it cos its stimulating a part of the vagina that every woman has...
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i once tried to use washing up liquid and it got in and bruh i couldn't pi** for dayss
:eek:
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okay but like u could do it in the toilet that way your dump can just be flushed
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I used shampoo once. Most painful experience of my life.
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(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
nah. the body is made to come. whos the zombie ur in bed with?? :rofl: unleash ur inner skwert. every woman can do it cos its stimulating a part of the vagina that every woman has...
I was referring to masturbation; oral etc is obvs much quicker. But I've just always taken a while by myself, I always get there just not quickly. But that's me :indiff:
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