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(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
:indiff: children are u so moody these days..

rizzle kicks though lol...were they ever good? geez..they're so camp. whos next? Take that? JLS? :lol:
old?! im 26 lol.

my music is ace.
Take that were great. Don't deny it.



It's not mood its banter old man
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okay but like u could do it in the toilet that way your dump can just be flushed
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like masturbate while your sat on toilet LOL
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Damn, you caught me out.

It's a past thing so it doesn't matter.
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How can you have a wee and ejaculate at the same time? You'd be peeing all sorts.
And weeing is probs not going to arouse any one
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like masturbate while your sat on toilet LOL
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no i mean dont do anything on the toilet just use it as your hiding spot plus noone can see ya then
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How can you have a wee and ejaculate at the same time? You'd be peeing all sorts.
And weeing is probs not going to arouse any one
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no i mean dont do anything on the toilet just use it as your hiding spot plus noone can see ya then
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well if I ever grow a p***s ill consider
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Damn, you caught me out.

It's a past thing so it doesn't matter.
I'm not judging you just thought it was funny dw
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How can you have a wee and ejaculate at the same time? You'd be peeing all sorts.
And weeing is probs not going to arouse any one
No it's not physically possible
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like masturbate while your sat on toilet LOL
I do most of the time but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's no matter where they are (as long as they're in a private place with no one else 🤣)
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she never talks sense, dont stress urself :rolleyes:
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Take that were great. Don't deny it.



It's not mood its banter old man
omds...ur the type to actually vote for an X factor winner...:rofl:
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I was referring to masturbation; oral etc is obvs much quicker. But I've just always taken a while by myself, I always get there just not quickly. But that's me :indiff:
dont get all awkward now, ur the one who posted in the thread about ur anatomy, so i commented on it. if ur not doing kegel, thats just weird, kegel is just the natural clenching/contracting/throbbing...do u just lie there or something...
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but then that way you dont gotta clean the mess
have you tried using a plastic bag
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I do most of the time but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's no matter where they are (as long as they're in a private place with no one else 🤣)
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Well you're wrong- Britains Got Talent actually
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I'm joking I would never :rofl:


(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
she never talks sense, dont stress urself :rolleyes:


omds...ur the type to actually vote for an X factor winner...:rofl:
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she never talks sense, dont stress urself :rolleyes:
Fair enough :lol:
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Aren't you like baby age or something- what are you doing on a thread like this anyway? :rofl:
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I do most of the time but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's no matter where they are (as long as they're in a private place with no one else 🤣)
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but then that way you dont gotta clean the mess
have you tried using a plastic bag
Not a plastic bag but I've used a rubber glove and a condom lol. You still have to clean the mess if you use a toilet.
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Aren't you like baby age or something- what are you doing on a thread like this anyway? :rofl:
Well I'm the legal age of consent in the UK so I guess that means I'm allowed in the thread :lol: Swear you're militantly against masturbation akh :laugh:
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How can you have a wee and ejaculate at the same time? You'd be peeing all sorts.
And weeing is probs not going to arouse any one
Fook me weren't you just on another thread giving advice on Ramadan to your brother and sisters in Islam. And now here you are giving advice on how to jack off!
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no unless your pp doesnt go out of control and slime the whole place up ...
ew rubber glove, is that in the bin or ..
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Not a plastic bag but I've used a rubber glove and a condom lol. You still have to clean the mess if you use a toilet.
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