Haha I used to get detention like every day!! I went through a rebellious phase during highschool it seems. But most of my detentions were for not going to detention! But by year 10 it just ended up with suspensions instead, which were much better!
Once I had collected about 20 detention slips in a week so I thought I'd be cool and rip them up and throw them all over the floor...wasn't so cool when my principal found them adn saw my name on them though lol.
Thing was though, the teachers just used to really piss me off and be rude to me, and the lessons were so ridiculously boring (students in the tops sets being predicts Cs and Ds), so I wouldn't pay attention and then the more the teachers started doing my head in, the more I couldn't be bothered with school and spent most of the time skiving. But seriously they'd suspend me for the most stupid things, probably the stupidest one was for wearing a tshirt under my school polo shirt - as everyone did (and there were no rules against it!), but I got a 4 day suspension! It was funny cos at the time she started telling me off for it, a group of like 10 people walked past, nearly all with tops under their school tops but she just pretended not to notice!
Oh and I got a two week suspension cos they put a ban on eating on the second floor social area, and as I was walking up to find one of my mates over there I had a packet of crisps in my hand - this teacher who hated me grabbed me by the collar, literally, and dragged me to the deputy head's office and demanded they chuck me out of the school!!
Arghh so glad I've left now!!