I was meeting someone at a local college for a bit. The place is filled with chavs. We were walking to my car in this huge, nearly empty car park, when suddenly I hear some dirty little chav flooring it in reverse.
I turn around and watch as he (and 3 of his friends in his car) proceeds to reverse full speed into a very high kerb. Huge bang, car mounts the kerb and stalls, they all just sit in the car motionless for a second.
The moron then starts the engine again, and drives at about 5mph out of the car park and down the road.
Surely that would be enough to destroy his suspension and his tyre? Here's hoping. There was a huge black tyre mark going up the kerb.
I actually quite enjoyed it, it was as if the dirty little chav was performing some kind of circus show for my entertainment. Encore!
lol, they were probs trying to show off.
I saw something hilarious just yesterday. Was looking out my window and saw a group of chavs. 4 standing across the road, whilst the other was rooting through his car boot trying to find a football. So he found the football, and his friends were waiting for him to go with them over the field to play... and he saw a truck coming down the road. So he thought it'd be funny to pretend to throw the ball at the truck, unfortunately his grip failed him and the ball flew in front of the truck and proceeded to burst.
His friends had to all get back in the car and drive back to where they had came from.
do you remember the program - "animals do the silliest things" or somthing like that?
Replace animals with chavs ( actually come to think about you may aswell leave it as animals)
Haha well thats two clips down for the show :P
Heh, chavs are fairly amusing. I love the way there always seems to be the one tiny little berk, 4'7" at the most, who starts on you...
Chav: Bah bah bah blah bang blah blah kill blah blah procreation blah bang you out, mayte!
Me: *Extends arm with fist on it, and lands it on Chav's head*
Always good for a laugh, chav-smacking.
I wouldnt be suprised if they stole the car....