We should solve Brexit with a fight to the deathWatch
Boris Johnson should not be dead. He should have to cope with a long period of imprisonment, without a woman to ill-treat or cheat on.
Remainders would win because a lot of leavers are pensioners who need walking sticks and scooters to move; they’d be annihilated by the young and vigorous Remainers
On second viewing I've realised that the way he talks he reminds me of Vinny, he might be one of yours.