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all I wanted was to use the toilet and I end up seeing some mega sized spider on the wall. "it was on freaking steroids or something

I am so traumatised I swearing uncontrollably right now.

WHYYYYYY!!!😭😭😭😭

I don't even know if I managed to kill it (three attempts mind you), for all I know, it could have gotten into my room. just let me die 😩😩
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ME TOO LOOOL!! But my cat heard me scream and ate it for me 😂 my lil hero
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Solutions if your a p.ssy (like me):
Hoover it up with a long pipe
Squash it with a mop
Smack it with a towel
Get a double barrel shotgun and send it to heaven.

Solutions if you have balls:
Get a paper glass (larger the circumference of the opening the better) and paper(thin card is better), place glass over spider, slide paper under, throw out.
Pick it up and eat it...jk throw that s.it out.
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ME TOO LOOOL!! But my cat heard me scream and ate it for me 😂 my lil hero
I tried to take in one of the stray cats in our neighborhood, but I'm banned from feeding them. I wish I could have a cat, amazing creatures.
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Well it’s time to burn your house down.
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get one 😭 shes sleeping next to me rn 😍
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(Original post by Volg Paterson)
Solutions if your a p.ssy (like me):
Hoover it up with a long pipe
Squash it with a mop
Smack it with a towel
Get a double barrel shotgun and send it to heaven.

Solutions if you have balls:
Get a paper glass (larger the circumference of the opening the better) and paper(thin card is better), place glass over spider, slide paper under, throw out.
Pick it up and eat it...jk throw that s.it out.
it's past midnight, I don't want to wake anybody up with the hoover. and besides, I heard the spider doesn't die even if it gets sucked up the hoover, so that scares me even more.

if I use a mop, I'd then have to clean it, I'm such a wuss, I wouldn't even have the guts to clean up it's corpse.

I used a slipper wrapped in tissue, and I missed THREE times, the dang creature just refused to die. now I don't know if it's dead or alive.

I don't know whether to sleep or stay awake
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Well it’s time to burn your house down.
yeah, and then I'd be charged with arson and four murders, no way
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Well looks like your cuddling with parents tonight buddy.
Man I take my parents for granted. Normally they deal with situations like this(call me selfish I would wake them up to me this is life or death)
I am worried for when I am gonna be the man of the house, my wife is gonna have to save my ass from spiders.


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it's past midnight, I don't want to wake anybody up with the hoover. and besides, I heard the spider doesn't die even if it gets sucked up the hoover, so that scares me even more.

if I use a mop, I'd then have to clean it, I'm such a wuss, I wouldn't even have the guts to clean up it's corpse.

I used a slipper wrapped in tissue, and I missed THREE times, the dang creature just refused to die. now I don't know if it's dead or alive.

I don't know whether to sleep or stay awake
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(Original post by Volg Paterson)
Well looks like your cuddling with parents tonight buddy.
Man I take my parents for granted. Normally they deal with situations like this(call me selfish I would wake them up to me this is life or death)
I am worried for when I am gonna be the man of the house, my wife is gonna have to save my ass from spiders.


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nah they'd send me back to my room, I remember when I woke my parents up telling them I saw a mouse, they just told me to go away, unbelievable.

no joke, the moment I saw it, i immediately wished I had a husband to wake up and kill it for me. never seen something so horrifying, like a creature from hell
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I’m impressed that you attempted to kill it. I personally wouldn’t get close enough to do so, it’s simply too risky. (Killed one spider before and never again).

My solution is to immediately run into another room and get either ur parents or flatmate to kill it. If no one is available then get ur neighbour or friends from another flat. If the spider disappears by the time they arrive then just lock them in the room until they find it; they always find it.

Treat them with food, coffee or a drink afterwards and apologise for locking them up. Good luck for next time x
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(Original post by Lady Jamie)
I’m impressed that you attempted to kill it. I personally wouldn’t get close enough to do so, it’s simply too risky. (Killed one spider before and never again).

My solution is to immediately run into another room and get either ur parents or flatmate to kill it. If no one is available then get ur neighbour or friends from another flat. If the spider disappears by the time they arrive then just lock them in the room until they find it; they always find it.

Treat them with food, coffee or a drink afterwards and apologise for locking them up. Good luck for next time x
Jamie what the ****
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Damn your neighbors are sweet. But I would consider how they feel if you woke them up at midnight.
(Original post by Lady Jamie)
I’m impressed that you attempted to kill it. I personally wouldn’t get close enough to do so, it’s simply too risky. (Killed one spider before and never again).

My solution is to immediately run into another room and get either ur parents or flatmate to kill it. If no one is available then get ur neighbour or friends from another flat. If the spider disappears by the time they arrive then just lock them in the room until they find it; they always find it.

Treat them with food, coffee or a drink afterwards and apologise for locking them up. Good luck for next time x
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Lets be honest, the hardest part is staring at the spider in your striking pose thinking...
... I am gonna hit it, nevermind il do it in 5 seconds, I am gonna hit it , no I am not, wait yes I am, no It will fly and attack back, (remembering the myth spiders crawl in your mouth and lay eggs) Yes I am, no I am not
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This is why I always do a risk assessment before leaving my bedroom.
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On a more serious note, I am so envious of people who are scared of things that actually exist. I cannot go downstairs at night because for some reason I am scared of unknown entities and ghosts and shadows and darkness and reflections. I need therapy.
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(Original post by JohanGRK)
Jamie what the ****
You don’t understand

(Original post by Volg Paterson)
Damn your neighbors are sweet. But I would consider how they feel if you woke them up at midnight.
They love me. I babysit their cat and bake them cakes.

(I also wouldn’t wake them up at midnight coz my parents would be home).
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Someone get this man a kitten
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On a more serious note, I am so envious of people who are scared of things that actually exist. I cannot go downstairs at night because for some reason I am scared of unknown entities and ghosts and shadows and darkness and reflections. I need therapy.
your nightmares will be no more!
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(Original post by Lady Jamie)
I’m impressed that you attempted to kill it. I personally wouldn’t get close enough to do so, it’s simply too risky. (Killed one spider before and never again).

My solution is to immediately run into another room and get either ur parents or flatmate to kill it. If no one is available then get ur neighbour or friends from another flat. If the spider disappears by the time they arrive then just lock them in the room until they find it; they always find it.

Treat them with food, coffee or a drink afterwards and apologise for locking them up. Good luck for next time x
the moment I see a spider, I can't let it live, it could breed and stuff
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(Original post by Leviathan1611)
the moment I see a spider, I can't let it live, it could breed and stuff
True.

But when I’m feel kind I just plead my dad to take it outside (down the road tho coz can’t have it too close to the house).
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