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you can not teach people how to dance. you either have it or you dont. its genetic.
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One can relay some tips, going by what Charles does at foreign functions:

His method of dancing involves painting his penis in a fluorescent yellow (or pink) colour, whipping his trousers down in the dark and waving it around like there's no tomorrow. One finds it most distasteful.
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Teach him wrongly as a hilarious joke between you and your friends!

When he figures out your not smiling at his styling moves, but instead grimacing madly to sotp from laughing, point him in the direction of the floor to watch and learn, and youtube for further research when he has time.

Of course, some of us just have natural rhythm...

*clicks fingers as he sashays out the door*
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honestly, you're all missing the point!

Best tutorial video on youtube!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NX80KoTZv9g

guaranteed to work
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Just get him drunk.

Even I'm a good dancer when I'm drunk. Provided everyone else is drunk and nobody's filming it... :ninja:
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(Original post by shimmyjimmy)
Teach you're boyfriend how to do this:
Crip Walking
that's pure riverdance.
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(Original post by The Queen Of England)
One can relay some tips, going by what Charles does at foreign functions:

His method of dancing involves painting his penis in a fluorescent yellow (or pink) colour, whipping his trousers down in the dark and waving it around like there's no tomorrow. One finds it most distasteful.
Cheers Liz - I'll tell him to do that. How's Phil?
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(Original post by ragman_wonder)
honestly, you're all missing the point!

Best tutorial video on youtube!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NX80KoTZv9g

guaranteed to work
:rofl: That is AWESOME.
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(Original post by HereWithMe89)
just do the step left step right click.

orr. he could do grinding. even if you really suck at dancing, everyone can grind. it doesnt require technique.. just nice even thrusts. :proud:

see as soon as I hit the dance floor all i do is go up to girls and thrust but i never pull
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Py5qAH7wELY
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Well, I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you..
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(Original post by No.666)
Take baby steps, its gonna be a while until he is this good...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fuX3wgBHk4A
:eek: You guys also have tecktonik in the UK??:eek:
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(Original post by Gary10k)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W51pa8XIL8Y

THE ONLY WAY TO DANCE
I don't understand why they have to kick so hard...just makes them look stupid
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(Original post by cactus_c)
:eek: You guys also have tecktonik in the UK??:eek:
Not as much as you guys in France, but yeah, it is out there if you look hard enough...
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a year ago, I also asked my girlfriend to tech me how to dance and she agreed
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I don't think anyone cares how you dance really.
Atleast I hope they don't because I'm not that good.

I certainly don't care - as long as I'm having a good laugh with my mates then sod it.
I'm usually three sheets to the wind aswell so that probably helps.
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(Original post by masterofdalliance)
[FONT="Arial"]So many questions about dancing today, it's incredible...listen out to the beat, it'll usually be in the percussion...once you feel it, it doesn't matter what you do, as long as you stay in time. ****, if he felt that way inclined he could just sway in rhythm, and that's it. And at a party, no matter what, there will always be some sort of synchronised dance, usually the electric slide when someone puts on 'Candy' by Cameo. It's ridiculously easy to pick up, and infectious like the plague.
although slightly more painful to watch
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(Original post by telescope)
a year ago, I also asked my girlfriend to tech me how to dance and she agreed
And was it successful? What did she do?
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(Original post by strawberry)
I don't understand why they have to kick so hard...just makes them look stupid
What?! That's awesome...!
You wouldn't have the same effect doing it slowly.
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(Original post by No.666)
Not as much as you guys in France, but yeah, it is out there if you look hard enough...
and I thought the UK weren't contaminated :mad:
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