The joys of shopping Watch
She asked me to go to the aisle and get a new pack, which I did. On the way to the isle I saw a lady walking towards me with her husband. She was wearing a black t-shirt that said COCAINE in big white letters.
Cool I thought! So I was like hey nice t-shirt. She turns round and was like "what??"
"Nice t-shirt!" I said - by this time she was giving me some really demented look and it was only as I looked at her shirt I could see, written in blood red, the words "destroyed my community".
Oh **** I thought, she's probably lost all of her sons to a miserable all consuming cocaine addiction and I'm bigging her up for having a t-shirt that says cocaine on it.
She and her husband then go on to berate me in the frozen fish aisle for my idiocy and say people like me are the reason drug dealers are in business and are out there ruining peoples lives. I say to her people should take responsibility for their own actions and that alcohol and tobacco are also massive blights on society yet no one goes round wearing t-shirts saying Marlboro lights killed my community.
Anyway after a few apologies I rush off to get the biscuits.
When I get back to the queue they have only gone and plotted right behind my mum who is unloading her trolley. What do I do? Give my mum the biscuits? Or just disappear and wait by the car claiming I had temporarily lost my bearings.
Needless to say I lost my bearings - the thought of a drug debate at the tills with my mother and the evangelical freaks was just too much.
Oh the joys of shopping.
Old thread disappeared. Probably the political correctness Gestapo (in other words, mini-mods who think they're top dog)
Ah well glad no fist and punches got involved!
oh nvm you said