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Rape.

Edit: Oh, it says "on school". Well, rape again.
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Rape.

HAHA.


I used to slap a male teachers arse regularly...which in itself isnt funny. But he then got arrested for having thousands of child porn images on his computer... thats pretty funny i think.
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Microwaved my cooking coursework and it caught fire lol
was really funny at the time, but the period of 3 days afterwards where myself and my two mates thought we'd be expelled was kinda bad. We only got 5 afterschools (lol, only) and from then on it was funny again.

Done laods though. Thrown 2 peoples' bags in the ditch whom we didn't like. Was funny, lol. Stuck messages onto the roof which the teachers will read once we've left school in like a week. Played cappaccino roadblock, which is where you put a line of cappaccinos across a busy corridor. Absolutely hilarious but very expensive. Played this game where you had to get the phraise "lick you out" into a conversation with somebody. We managed to do it with a teacher lmao. All be it a doss teacher though. Dancing on tables, outside game, or where you run up to a year 7 and they always run away. Great fun.

wow, I deserve to fail my gcses I've always messed about lol.
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The funniest thing that i've done could be:

1. The time I told a teacher "Miss, I shagged your daughter" and she feruriously asked me to repeat myself so I inoccently said "I need a new jotter".

or:

2. This happened to a friend of mine not me but he was printing some pictures of some *adult activities* off of the computer(this was before the blocks) and the printer wouldn't stop printing lol. We had to climb out the window to avoid a red faced librerian.

I'll let you decide which was funnier
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The funniest thing that i've done could be:

1. The time I told a teacher "Miss, I shagged your daughter" and she feruriously asked me to repeat myself so I inoccently said "I need a new jotter".

or:

2. The time I stuck a lit firework in my worst enemy's bag.

I'll let you decide which was funnier
1 is hilarious, 2 is what we tend to call being a ****
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yeah tbh I know I pissed about a lot but never would I put a lit firework in someones bag that is dangerous. I've always messed around but I never went out to hurt anybody.
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yeah tbh I know I pissed about a lot but never would I put a lit firework in someones bag that is dangerous. I've always messed around but I never went out to hurt anybody.
Dont worry. He wasn't wearing the bag at the time, he was playing football and I'm not that much of a psyco to put a firework in the guy's bag while he was wearing it, and I only did it bacause he threw a stone at my ma and called her a cow. I'll try and be more clear next time.
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Dont worry. He wasn't wearing the bag at the time, he was playing football and I'm not that much of a psyco to put a firework in the guy's bag while he was wearing it, and I only did it bacause he threw a stone at my ma and called her a cow. I'll try and be more clear next time.
Still wouldn't do that mate seriously. If he went to the bag, opened it and the firework exploded it could have killed him. Not sure if that's story is true tbh because you'd almost certainly be permantly expelled for even bringing in a firework to school. Trust me, I know I've came close to being expelled a couple times.
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i know someone who got tossed off on the school stage, after school
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Still wouldn't do that mate seriously. If he went to the bag, opened it and the firework exploded it could have killed him. Not sure if that's story is true tbh because you'd almost certainly be permantly expelled for even bringing in a firework to school. Trust me, I know I've came close to being expelled a couple times.

It was outside school at lunchtime, we all go along the road to the football pitch and I made sure no one whent near the bag but your probably right it was a little over the top for revenge.
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Played this game where you had to get the phraise "lick you out" into a conversation with somebody. We managed to do it with a teacher lmao.
Haha, how did you manage that?
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Haha, how did you manage that?
Asked her about a peice of homework from across the class, then as she's replying you say it really quickly then say what straight afterwards.
E.g: Me: When's homework due in miss?
Teacher: well, it says on the board that...
Me: can I lick you out what!?
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