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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a biççç is seven. Three plus six, that son of a biççç is nine….”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mum.” “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a biççç is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”








*dies*
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Oh
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I had to read some of that twice :p:
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:rofl:

Thats amazing
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I was driving home from school one day listening to a conversation that my 7 year old was having with her sister who is 4.

The conversation was about scripture class that my 7 year old had just attended. She was explaining to her younger sister all the good things that God stood for.

The 4 year old, not to be out done, told her older sister that she was in fact wrong about a few things that she had just learnt about God.

The 7 year old dismissed her younger sister saying…….”What would you know about God?”

Looking her older sister straight in the eyes she replied…..”I am God!” I nearly crashed the car!
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bere not jokz
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meh, not like im gonna stop posting unfunny jokes n start revising at almost midnight m i now.. :indiff:
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Somebody calls Admiral Insurance every five minutes for a quote.




What a nutter.
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The first one was good but the second one killed it a little :wink2:

Your starting revision now? :p: **** it, do it tommorow. You'll be ok!

Wait, haven't you finished your exams? #zomg#
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(Original post by jabbamuffin)
Somebody calls Admiral Insurance every five minutes for a quote.




What a nutter.
lol

Who did that quote me happy thing? I might just ring them for a laugh
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nop, i have 14 chaps to revıse till wed morn.. then i die.
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unlucky =/
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innit :mad:
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got 5 left bruv 20th i finish
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ahhh thats crap

good luck both of you, just chill extra hard at the end :yy:
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thanks, good luck chuck, ull be fine, ill die so ill be fine as well.. :^_^:
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good luck chuck
lol

nice one.
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(Original post by n0b0dy)
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a biççç is seven. Three plus six, that son of a biççç is nine….”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mum.” “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a biççç is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”








*dies*
They don't really sound alike, unless the teacher had a speech impediment of some sort.

*shrugs*
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