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My Dad passes on his strange ways

"You Otter"
"You Aardvark"
"You Cone"

"Jebend" is becoming a regular occurance
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bloody
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I like **** and **** best, and i use them most, because i find them hilarious, even more so when people get propely offending.

i know itll censor them so its the single words that make up Twunt
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'Oh Bum' is a regular for me.
I also like the Love Actually quote of "**** **** bugger ****ting arse head and hole"
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COME INTO MY CARPET SHOP I have the finest carpets!
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I use "you complete and utter *******" usually said in a voice to pay tribute to Vyvyan off the Young Ones

Or if I'm in polite company, I stick to words like "Bloody" "git" and "prat"
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c.o.c.k-s.u.c.k.e.r ....:P
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fool or idiot

I dont like to swear at people just objects
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"you *******" and "what a tit" are probably the ones I use most.

On the more inventive side of things:
"ballmuncher"
"c**ksocket"
and "teetbox" (once when queueing for millies cookies my friend misread the sign saying "millies treatbox" as "millies teetbox", and we decided it makes a good insult".


Despite what I've written above, I actually don't curse that much, believe it or not! :p:
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nob
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nob-end

are both favorites, as is the ever popular *******
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(Original post by |>|Imagine|<|)
All these moderators warning people for "swearing" are pathetic. They must be the most socially inept little sh-its going.

xD
Swearing is asterisked because otherwise TSR will get blocked by Internet filters.
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I wouldnt post anything on here unless you want to recieve a wanred post by the looks of things:p:
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dang.

i like it haha, dunny why, but i try not to swear so much

:p:

im interested by which posts have been warned and which havent. . . the worst ones (in my opinion) havent been warned. . . how odd. . ..
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How come the first posters have been warned, but their posts have just been left as they were?
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I swear FAR too much. If I was signed up to a swear-box scheme where you have to put money in everytime you swear I think I'd be broke and massively overdrawn!

I seem to put the F word in places in sentences where it's absolutely unecessary.

e.g. "That is ****ing unbe-****ing-lievable!"
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I don't swear although I will very occassionally just under my breath. would have to be very annoyed though! Mostly I say "damn" or "how rude!" the latter being in a kinda jokey sort of way but it really gets on my Mum's nerves when I keep saying it, so I should probably stop... lol
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I say 'oh poo' or 'you bumhead'. Sometimes, if I'm really annoyed, I might say 'nob jockey' or 'fag end'. Lately, I've started calling people 'homogeneous catalysts', which is really sad, and I'm trying to stop. My boyfriend thought it was hilarious when I shouted "It's a pissing red light" to a bus that nearly ran me over as I crossed the road, because that was the most he'd heard me swear :p:

Edit: I forgot the beautiful phrase "you stupid little piece of nob cheese", that's a personal favourite.
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nonce.

even though i do now know what it means. that could have been embarassing...
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****, nob, fud, ********, ******, tool, and of course "you dumb *****"
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(Original post by tommmmmmmmmm)
How come the first posters have been warned, but their posts have just been left as they were?
Self censoring your swear words, i.e putting an asterisk in a swear word yourself is apparently avoiding the swear filter and will incur warning points, which is ****ing stupid if you ask me
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