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y/n
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No.
Next question.
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No.
Next question.
Where did I leave my phone?
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Where did I leave my phone?
By the nursery school, where you were taking furtive pictures.
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He seems to think he is, but no.
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Coldplay are a less cool version of Radiohead
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Radiohead are a less cool version of Oasis
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Oasis suck, therefore making each previously mentioned band even worse.
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does anyone else listen to them, think how clever the lyrics are....then when hearing for a second time just wonder what the hell they are on about?
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Chris Martin has nothing on Jesus.

His recent album is the balls.
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Radiohead are a less cool version of Oasis
:eek: How dare you!:mad:
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Oasis are miles better than Radiohead.
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We all know: Radiohead > Oasis >>>>>>>>>>>>> Coldplay


Seeing Radiohead on the 25th!
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Oasis are miles better than Radiohead.
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I am never wrong.
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NO

HES JUST A MASSIVE ****

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(Original post by milliondollarcorpse)
We all know: Radiohead > Oasis >>>>>>>>>>>>> Coldplay


Seeing Radiohead on the 25th!
yes

radiohead arent all that amazing though
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Art thou disregarding and disrespecting the Son of God? Thou shalt burn for all eternity in the pits of Hell!

But there is still time to change. Do thy master's bidding, and thou shalt be rewarded in due time!
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he's incredibly gay

leave it at that
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He's not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy.

In a rubbish band.
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