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    I'm doing some research for a show on the University radio.

    I need chat up and pickup lines, as used (possibly) by the students of today.

    It doesn't matter what you think of them, or whether you've had any success. I just need them soon... consider Tomorrow (wednesday) afternoon (GMT) as the latest I can take new submissions.

    Details of the show, and my success (if any) then.

    Thanks.
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    I like the good old-fashioned:

    'Hey, can I buy you a drink?'

    Don't get me started on listing the bad ones ='(
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    no, I need bad ones as well.
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    'I hope you told mummy not to wait up'

    'Aren't your legs tired running through my mind yet?'

    'I've lost my number, can I have yours?'

    seriously these have been used >.<

    Edit: they were more than likely drunk*

    *more than likely = i pray to god they were
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    I think the only chat-up line that has any positive use at all, is 'hi can i buy you a drink'

    I've got a mate who reckons 'chicks dig corney chat up lines' these are some he has actually used.

    "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
    "So, what do you want for breakfast?"
    "My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?" (that got a slap)
    You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
    Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
    Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!
    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.



    I'll probably think of some more tomorrow
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    yer,

    I think in stead of chat up lines, a look in hte eyes, then a meet at the bar, then a drink, dance, another drink, another dance, kiss, swap number (delete after) then another kiss, and poss more.. hhehhehehe

    Damn, i have a gf.. STOP there..lol

    _Cr
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    This should help
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/t73653.html
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    Take a look at my thread: chat-up lines. There's a realy mixture of stuff on there and loads of views of the students.

    Hope it helps
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    i heard a few soe ae quite bad and old but here goes:

    'Get your coat, u've pulled'
    'heres 10p ring your mum and say you aint coming home'
    'the only thing wrong with the alphabete is U and I are so far apart'
    'Heaven must have lost an angel'
    'did ya hurt yourself when ya felll from heaven'


    another one is you get some ice and break it and then say 'there you go i've broken the ice'

    hoped thatr helped

    miss piggie x
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    i'm no Fred Flintstone, but i can make the Bed Rock
    Bad one!
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    (Original post by piggie)
    i heard a few soe ae quite bad and old but here goes:

    'heres 10p ring your mum and say you aint coming home'
    It's 30p now isn't it?
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    The worst chat up line I've had while I'm here was, "Should I have a sausage with a condom or without?", meaning "Should I order a sausage with batter on it or not?" I was standing in a kebab shop with my friends at the time :eek: The guy was obviously very pissed and proceeded to tell me how he'd just come back from Iraq. In case anyone was curious, he opted for batter, informing me that "safe sex is good"
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    Thankyou every body. As promised, the details of the show:

    LCR1350 AM, Saturday, 5-7 PM.

    Listen live on www.LCR1350.co.uk

    The feature I'm planning should be on this week's show... If Chris gets back with the recorder.

    Thanks, Richard.
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    (Original post by Dr_Death)
    It's 30p now isn't it?
    probably, havent heard it for quite a while.

    miss piggie x
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    (Original post by piggie)
    probably, havent heard it for quite a while.

    miss piggie x
    you do get a 15 minute call if phoning a landline though! bargain!
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    (Original post by shootingstar)
    you do get a 15 minute call if phoning a landline though! bargain!
    sounds good, cheaper than some mobiles !

    miss piggie x
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    (Original post by piggie)
    sounds good, cheaper than some mobiles !

    miss piggie x
    just a pain if you have a mother like mine...
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    lol.
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    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...hlight=chat+up

    A recent thread on this subject.
    Search is a handy little feature
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    My mate tried this one the other day and it surprisingly worked.

    How come you arn't wearing any underwear? Oh sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast.
 
 
 
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