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    (Original post by technik)
    http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

    you'll love it daz
    I feel that website truely illustrates the brilliance of the internet.
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    'AH! Today happy birthday special is bowl of dog. BYE BYE LITTLE PUPPY! YOU ARE FOOD!'

    WTH?
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    Wouldn't it be easier just to create a section in the directory because there are quite a few people besides m would could check out the more dodgy ones...

    plus, I am waiting for someone to challenge my no. of links...however I have just notice the link doesn't work any more!
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    www.illwillpress.com

    FOAMY IS THE LORD AND MASTER!
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    albinoblacksheep.com
    it has the 'kitty cat dance' and 'matrix pingpong'. they are very funny. check them out.
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    Didn't want to start a whole new thread about it but I've just found this and it's hilarious.

    Universal truths - Peter Kay

    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
    7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
    8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
    10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
    11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
    12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
    13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
    14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
    15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
    16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
    17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
    18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
    19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
    20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
    21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
    22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
    23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
    24) You never ever run out of salt.
    25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
    26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
    27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
    28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
    29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
    30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
    31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
    32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
    33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
    34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
    35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
    36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

    From www.office-humour.co.uk
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    aw why was my message a bit up the page deleted?

    was nothing bad in it?
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    www.thestudentroom.com

    always makes me laugh.
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Didn't want to start a whole new thread about it but I've just found this and it's hilarious.

    Universal truths - Peter Kay

    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. - No
    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. - No
    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
    7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. - No
    8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. - No
    10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
    11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. - No
    12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. - No
    13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. - No
    14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. - No
    15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. - No
    16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. - No
    17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. - No
    18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
    19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. - No
    20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
    21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
    22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. - No
    23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. - No
    24) You never ever run out of salt. - No
    25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
    26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. - No
    27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. - No
    28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. - No
    29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
    30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. - No
    31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
    32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. - No
    33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. - No
    34) Bricks are horrible to carry. - No
    35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
    36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad - No

    From www.office-humour.co.uk
    22 out of 36 untrue, so hardly universal...
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    www.rotten.com

    (Original post by m)
    Hi guys

    I need some help. I would like to compile a list of funny sites worth visiting.

    If you know of any post the urls into this thread and I will compile the list once we have enough.

    Thanks m
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    22 out of 36 untrue, so hardly universal...
    :rolleyes: Back to your ode self!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    :rolleyes: Back to your ode self!
    :confused:
    Because the 'universal' truths aren't universal???
    And i'm not my old self. Every self i ever am is new compared to the one before it.
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    the bit about rumaging in an overgrown garden and finding a ball, i once found a broom and a spade leaning against a wall that had bind weed growing all over it so i could not see it, so we used them to finish tidying the garden.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    :confused:
    Because the 'universal' truths aren't universal???
    And i'm not my old self. Every self i ever am is new compared to the one before it.
    I'm not going to argue with you today. But if I was I would win. Lighten up.
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    (Original post by the_i_woman)
    www.rotten.com
    That sight is so sick... i unfortunately saw someone go on it once, and it is truly disgusting.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    That sight is so sick... i unfortunately saw someone go on it once, and it is truly disgusting.
    i could post 2 sites so much worse...
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    I'm not going to argue with you today. But if I was I would win. Lighten up.
    Argue with me about what?
    If 22 of the 36 do not apply to me, therefore they are not universal truths... wheres the argument in that?
    And you wouldn't have a chance of winning anyway .

    (Original post by Amb1)
    I'm not going to argue with you today. But if I was I would win. Lighten up.
    Oh be quiet, Iluvatar is untouchable says me kthxbye
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    Doubleyewteeff, Häagen?

    Where do metal coat hangars come from??
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    (Original post by Dr_Death)
    Doubleyewteeff, Häagen?

    Where do metal coat hangars come from??
    DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF

    is the win.
 
 
 
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