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Pretty sure they put stuff in the water, everyone nowadays has huge dongs or tiny ones.

Anyway, I digress. Your ex is a twat, get yourself a little asian gf who will be used to tiny things innit.
Original post by Nununu
It was your first time.

Likelihood is you dont know how to use it, either that or she is such a slut it has probably lost all elasticity.

I couldn’t feel anything anyway thought I was nervous but yeah she probably lost all elastic
some really poetic posts on here. something about the motion of the ocean.
Original post by Anonymous
Pretty sure they put stuff in the water, everyone nowadays has huge dongs or tiny ones.

Anyway, I digress. Your ex is a twat, get yourself a little asian gf who will be used to tiny things innit.

Yeah she kinda was a twat thinking about it now, she always expected me to buy stuff aswell like she cried because I wouldn’t get her a lv bag for college - I don’t even have a lv bag
Original post by NoTearsLeftToCry
some really poetic posts on here. something about the motion of the ocean.

Guess I’m going to have to learn the hard way :frown:
Wait. She showed you photographs of somebody else’s penis?
Girth matters more I'd argue. You are abit below average. Research some techniques to make up for it.
no going to lie it probs was the size. they not to care find someone who loves who you are
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Original post by Anonymous
Yeah she kinda was a twat thinking about it now, she always expected me to buy stuff aswell like she cried because I wouldn’t get her a lv bag for college - I don’t even have a lv bag

Gold digger.
I thought we were talking about high heels when I first read the title 😂😂 👠
but that home pussy made you feel safeeee?

okay but seriously okay you got a tiny wiener, but its **** for her to have compared you like Jesus Christ that's just unfair on you and must have really damaged your self esteem, and its a little bit obnoxious... and tbh what constitutes as good sex isn't always the **** size, but like also communication is well, idk... like personally I know of people who boast ab their size and then have their girlfriends complain ab how ****e they are at ****in them all because of a lack of communication so sex isn't always ab the size.....
she sounds awful...

But, at the same time, you need to know how to play to your weaknesses when dating. For example, if your a poor guy, dating rich girls who are used to dating rich boys is highly highly unlikely to work out well. When you cant afford what she wants, and her ex could, your screwed 9 times out of 10. If your a guy whose afraid of flying, dating the girl whose just come back from a gap year backpacking aorund the world, probably isn't going to give you a high chance of success.. etc.

So if your main shortcoming is that your thing is a bit short... don't date girls who have a lot of casual sex. Honestly, as wierd as it is these days, maybe try finding a virgin girl? A relgious/prudish type, etc. someone for whom sex isn't the biggest deal and hasn't experianced a lot of guys before. You'll be her first, and by default her best, and then if you do a good enough job in your relationship, she will never have anything else to compare you to..
lmao tiny.
no baby no
Was he ex a black guy if he was 9in and are you asian as you're 4in?
There are sites for celebrating that you have a small co*k
and also i saw on twitter SPH small penis humiliation where you post pic and every one verbally abuses your tiny needle ****! some guys with small co*ks get turned on by this eventually .

I would say own it mate. Be proud of your tiny little co*k. learn other skills like eating out pus*y, you will be loved if you can tongue her cl*t and make her c*m and get drip*ing w*t!!!!
Go to the gym and get pumped up! Tell girls before you meet them you have a small co*k, and is that a problem?! Like someone else said, go for virgin girls or prudes, you could even go bi, gay men will su*k anything! especially the older ones who don't get much!
But basically, you can't change it, so stop worrying about it and be proud. Maybe look up some sites about what to do and how to have better sex, like what positions to use if you have a tiny co*k to make it better for her. Make a joke about it and tell people. Shower in the gym, get that micro di*k out, show the other gym boys, yh i have a tiny di*k, so what! You might even find girls who prefer it, especially if they suffer from the condition where their vag tightens up at sex, usually a psychological problem so your tiny di*k would be perfect and not scary to her like a big thick girthy 7incher.
enhance your other attributes. how tall are you? I'm 5ft4 and hate it, but I like you I can;t change it. But luckily god gave me a really thick girthy 7in co*k! (sorry!) so once the word started to get round I suddenly became popular.
look up small penis celebration sites. You'd be amazed how many good looking guys were naked on there with tiny co*ks!! And in the UK the average size when erect is 5 to 6 inches so you're not really in micro category. If you lived in the far east, like Thailand and India you would be average as they are known for having small co*ks!
So basically mate, stop worrying, you can't change it. turn it into a positive or enhance other parts of you or your life, if you get a good job and get rich with a flash car that might help. lol
But tell in advance so theres no gasping when you get your pants off. some girls might actually find it sexy! I'm gay and I'm really into pak and indian lads and lots of them have cut or tiny co*ks! It really turns me on wan*ing off a needle di*k or suc*in on a pak pin di*k!!
There are actually a lot of small co*ks out there!!
And guess what, a lot of girls can't c*m from penetration alone, so work on the skill of eati*g her out! loads of vids of that on pornhub for research!! Look after her and give her pleasure and be a nice guy and she won't care.
Original post by Anonymous
Was he ex a black guy if he was 9in and are you asian as you're 4in?
There are sites for celebrating that you have a small co*k
and also i saw on twitter SPH small penis humiliation where you post pic and every one verbally abuses your tiny needle ****! some guys with small co*ks get turned on by this eventually .

I would say own it mate. Be proud of your tiny little co*k. learn other skills like eating out pus*y, you will be loved if you can tongue her cl*t and make her c*m and get drip*ing w*t!!!!
Go to the gym and get pumped up! Tell girls before you meet them you have a small co*k, and is that a problem?! Like someone else said, go for virgin girls or prudes, you could even go bi, gay men will su*k anything! especially the older ones who don't get much!
But basically, you can't change it, so stop worrying about it and be proud. Maybe look up some sites about what to do and how to have better sex, like what positions to use if you have a tiny co*k to make it better for her. Make a joke about it and tell people. Shower in the gym, get that micro di*k out, show the other gym boys, yh i have a tiny di*k, so what! You might even find girls who prefer it, especially if they suffer from the condition where their vag tightens up at sex, usually a psychological problem so your tiny di*k would be perfect and not scary to her like a big thick girthy 7incher.
enhance your other attributes. how tall are you? I'm 5ft4 and hate it, but I like you I can;t change it. But luckily god gave me a really thick girthy 7in co*k! (sorry!) so once the word started to get round I suddenly became popular.
look up small penis celebration sites. You'd be amazed how many good looking guys were naked on there with tiny co*ks!! And in the UK the average size when erect is 5 to 6 inches so you're not really in micro category. If you lived in the far east, like Thailand and India you would be average as they are known for having small co*ks!
So basically mate, stop worrying, you can't change it. turn it into a positive or enhance other parts of you or your life, if you get a good job and get rich with a flash car that might help. lol
But tell in advance so theres no gasping when you get your pants off. some girls might actually find it sexy! I'm gay and I'm really into pak and indian lads and lots of them have cut or tiny co*ks! It really turns me on wan*ing off a needle di*k or suc*in on a pak pin di*k!!
There are actually a lot of small co*ks out there!!
And guess what, a lot of girls can't c*m from penetration alone, so work on the skill of eati*g her out! loads of vids of that on pornhub for research!! Look after her and give her pleasure and be a nice guy and she won't care.

Oh she was white, so was her Ex’s

Yeah it really doesn’t turn me on that humiliation thing kinda makes me wanna kill myself because like I think I wrote in my post, when she broke up with me she started telling everyone about it

Yeah I understand why you mean, I can’t control it no matter what like mine has no girth either.

I’m around 5ft5 myself :frown: also currently go to the gym and I’m already a pretty big guy.

Yeah I’m from north west UK and in my certain area the average is 6.4” :O

Yeah I definitely need to stop worrying, I just find it hard as I know it’s going to happen multiple times to me

Finding a virgin is insanely hard as in my area mostly every girl has lost it before 15 and I’m 19

Also I’ve noticed no one seems to care about personality, at least not mine as I never get a change. All people seem to care about is looks

How do I even tell them first. It’ll be a little awkward on the first date if i just randomly say it ?
ngl you dodged a bullet right there buddy, you’re not wasting any more of your time on such shallow people
Original post by pipthesqueak
ngl you dodged a bullet right there buddy, you’re not wasting any more of your time on such shallow people

Thanks, you’re probably right. I’m just scared someone else will say it as I know it’s going to happen. That even if I manage to find someone 🥺
Original post by fallen_acorns
she sounds awful...

But, at the same time, you need to know how to play to your weaknesses when dating. For example, if your a poor guy, dating rich girls who are used to dating rich boys is highly highly unlikely to work out well. When you cant afford what she wants, and her ex could, your screwed 9 times out of 10. If your a guy whose afraid of flying, dating the girl whose just come back from a gap year backpacking aorund the world, probably isn't going to give you a high chance of success.. etc.

So if your main shortcoming is that your thing is a bit short... don't date girls who have a lot of casual sex. Honestly, as wierd as it is these days, maybe try finding a virgin girl? A relgious/prudish type, etc. someone for whom sex isn't the biggest deal and hasn't experianced a lot of guys before. You'll be her first, and by default her best, and then if you do a good enough job in your relationship, she will never have anything else to compare you to..

Yeah I understand, I mainly go for similar people but I mean I’m pretty wealthy myself for the age I am but even so being with someone rich or poor wouldn’t matter as long as they don’t take advantage and they’re nice enough.

The last part is even harder for me. Every girl in my area has lost it at the age of 15 so it’s kinda hard, infact I don’t know a single virgin and even then they’ll expect big due to all “internet stuff” Yeah people tell me I’m attractive and super sweet but the only reason is that I’m only 4” down there and it’s not sexually satisfying so it’s kinda hard like they actually did compare me to toys and they ex

But yeah I totally understand, try and get someone who I can’t be compared too
Original post by kekedoyouloveme?
but that home pussy made you feel safeeee?

okay but seriously okay you got a tiny wiener, but its **** for her to have compared you like Jesus Christ that's just unfair on you and must have really damaged your self esteem, and its a little bit obnoxious... and tbh what constitutes as good sex isn't always the **** size, but like also communication is well, idk... like personally I know of people who boast ab their size and then have their girlfriends complain ab how ****e they are at ****in them all because of a lack of communication so sex isn't always ab the size.....

Yeah it did damage my self esteem to be honest, i was already insecure like I wouldn’t use the changing room or shower at the gym - I would just do it at home - I also would use public toilets in fear it’ll be seen. Then she comes along and makes it all worse telling me the only way I’ll please anyone is if I use a strap on

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