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    Step one: forget your manners. please and thankyous are not required
    step two: drop ciggarette buts into glasses and bottles
    step three: attract attention using "Oi! You!"
    step four: walk away from the till to get more orders from friends at the last minute
    step five: spend ten minutes talking to some other customer before paying.
    step six: assume the bar maid is stupid since she's working behind a bar
    step seven: spend all evening staring at her cleavage
    step eight: put all beermats on the floor.
    step nine: rip beermats into tiny shreds.
    step ten: try to jump the queue by standing the closest to the till and saying "when you got a minute"


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    (Original post by shootingstar)
    Step one: forget your manners. please and thankyous are not required
    step two: drop ciggarette buts into glasses and bottles
    step three: attract attention using "Oi! You!"
    step four: walk away from the till to get more orders from friends at the last minute
    step five: spend ten minutes talking to some other customer before paying.
    step six: assume the bar maid is stupid since she's working behind a bar
    step seven: spend all evening staring at her cleavage
    step eight: put all beermats on the floor.
    step nine: rip beermats into tiny shreds.
    step ten: try to jump the queue by standing the closest to the till and saying "when you got a minute"


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    Wow - how to make the world a better place huh. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by englishstudent)
    Wow - how to make the world a better place huh. :rolleyes:
    ah, it's all speaking from experience...
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    Why not just slap her when she asks to take your order.

    Also, why not play with her breasts, which I assume will be hanging out all over the bar to see.
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    (Original post by shootingstar)
    Step one: forget your manners. please and thankyous are not required
    step two: drop ciggarette buts into glasses and bottles
    step three: attract attention using "Oi! You!"
    step four: walk away from the till to get more orders from friends at the last minute
    step five: spend ten minutes talking to some other customer before paying.
    step six: assume the bar maid is stupid since she's working behind a bar
    step seven: spend all evening staring at her cleavage
    step eight: put all beermats on the floor.
    step nine: rip beermats into tiny shreds.
    step ten: try to jump the queue by standing the closest to the till and saying "when you got a minute"


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    So very, very true! People that do these things (or in a worse case scenario all 10) are SO very irritating!

    <voice of experience, too>
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    Madcaddie, not all barmaids dress with their boobs hanging out...
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    Some more:
    Drop your change in spilt drinks when paying
    Lean close (because it's loud) and spit when you give your order
    Always complain about the head (on your beer!)
    Pay in small change or card only
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    oooh! we have soomeone who pays everytime in 20p's... bless...
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    lol if everyone did this i would quit my job asap! and i dont dress with my boobs hanging out.....
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    innit... really annoys me when people take that impression that all barmaids dress revealing...
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    (Original post by shootingstar)
    innit... really annoys me when people take that impression that all barmaids dress revealing...
    Yup....so annoying. But even more annoying when its true....
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    hm........interesting....

    *scores barmaid off list of possible jobs to do when i leave school*
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    (Original post by need_money)
    hm........interesting....

    *scores barmaid off list of possible jobs to do when i leave school*
    get a job in a call centre. am sure you could easily talk all day
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    (Original post by andrew2022)
    get a job in a call centre. am sure you could easily talk all day
    Why thank you...such a compliment. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by need_money)
    Why thank you...such a compliment. :rolleyes:
    You don't have to start working when you leave school, you know. Try working now and making money!
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    (Original post by Will)
    You don't have to start working when you leave school, you know. Try working now and making money!
    Yeah and then you can change your name.
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    (Original post by englishstudent)
    Yeah and then you can change your name.
    Indeed. I needed money until I started working at the Hilton. I didn't actually make an intentional pun in that last post.
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    Aye but i'll always need more money
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    (Original post by Golden Maverick)
    Pay in small change or card only
    It's illegal to pay for just drinks with a card...interesting fact for today!
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    (Original post by Golden Maverick)
    Always complain about the head (on your beer!)
    LOL! Love the way you had to explain yourself in brackets, assuming we're all perverts.
 
 
 
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