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Rape.
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Glutamic Acid
Rape.


Murder.
Reply 3
Hasty
Murder.


Fraud?
Hasty
Murder.


My God, that's bad.
When we were doing our GCSE science c/w, we locked our teacher out the room and had a yeast fight with syringes. We got in ****.
Not thattt bad but pretty fun.
This one time I told my teacher I'd hand in something at 9am sharp.
I handed it in at 9:15
:eek:
Jamin
Fraud?


Mutilation?
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Jamin
Fraud?


Let's just name crimes instead! :smile::smile:
Jamin
Fraud?

I though that said Freud, as in Psychology lessons! :biggrin:

But, for me, around the time of the Budweiser adverts with the frogs, when my teacher said my name for registration, I replied, 'Wasssssup!', and got a prompt detention!
Reply 10
lol, i dunno i was trying to think of something else that is quite a serious crime.

You know, just go with the flow...

Umm i dunno, once when i was like 12 we were on a school trip to Stirling castle and i thought it'd be funny to sign the guestbook "It was **** - I.P. Freely"

turned round and a staff member was standing over my shoulder...
I pulled out my penis and urinated on everyone.
Reply 12
Jamin
Fraud?


Embezzlement?
Pulled a door handle off a door, quickly placed it back on as convincingly as possible. I hung around until a teacher appeared, and then kept conversation going with them as they opened the door so they didn't notice the damage, then they blamed themselves when the handle came off :biggrin:
Worst thing personally would probably be almost chopping off my finger when dissecting a heart. I lost a lot of blood that day. :redface:

Worst thing to a teacher would be either when I blew a hole in the science roof, or flooded a classroom (ruining all my teacher's paperwork). I almost set the same classroom on fire, but managed to put it out. That would probably have been the worst.
I think I was a couple of minutes late for class once..
Sick Puppy
This one time I told my teacher I'd hand in something at 9am sharp.
I handed it in at 9:15
:eek:


That's terrible :eek: :p:
Reply 17
broke a computer monitor and legged it, melted a smoothie maker over a stove in the school kitchens, addressed teachers as 'OI!', terrorised the librarian (she started it)...
The worst thing I did was call my teacher whose first name was michaela, Mickey mouse on a regular basis (we weren't even allowed to call them by their first names). She hated me and only called me ashley so I called her mickey mouse. I used to just walk into the lesson and would be promptly sent out to isolation. Those 12 weeks where she was a teacher was the naughtiest I'd ever been. And i'm usually the goodytwoshoes.
I'm not gonna properly join in since most of mine are actual crimes :smile:
LOADS of less serious things though:
Playing volley-ball with a flaming ball of paper (the lynx effect)
Throwing scisors back-and-forth to a mate across the main outside area;
Firing 1-2" needle tipped darts via eleastic bands in an ICT lesson and hiding behind chairs to prevent injury.
Spraying lynx into drainpipes and lighting them at the bottom; ball of fire evacuates the top =D

I could go on forever, never even got suspended though :smile: