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Happy to discuss religion and most controversial human issues- so long as discussions do not involve anything nice about cats.
Let's keep this thread civil and not add to the mods workload.
Happy to discuss religion and most controversial human issues- so long as discussions do not involve anything nice about cats.
Let's keep this thread civil and not add to the mods workload.
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2) Never seen it
3) I had to sprint away from a dog as it almost bit my ass off in Spain so I'm a cat person. Unless they're puppies. Puppies are cool, it's just when they get bigger they get aggressive as ****
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(Original post by Glaz)
1) Miaow
2) Never seen it
3) I had to sprint away from a dog as it almost bit my ass off in Spain so I'm a cat person. Unless they're puppies. Puppies are cool, it's just when they get bigger they get aggressive as ****
1) Miaow
2) Never seen it
3) I had to sprint away from a dog as it almost bit my ass off in Spain so I'm a cat person. Unless they're puppies. Puppies are cool, it's just when they get bigger they get aggressive as ****
I would eat you in a single gulp- if only I hadn't spent my day bingeing on a hearty breakfast, McDonald's and as much pizza as I can steal.
But always fear me, tomorrow is a whole new day- SUNDAY ROAST!
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Insubordinate human-bean, in cahoots with the cats!
I would eat you in a single gulp- if only I hadn't spent my day bingeing on a hearty breakfast, McDonald's and as much pizza as I can steal.
But always fear me, tomorrow is a whole new day- SUNDAY ROAST!
Insubordinate human-bean, in cahoots with the cats!
I would eat you in a single gulp- if only I hadn't spent my day bingeing on a hearty breakfast, McDonald's and as much pizza as I can steal.
But always fear me, tomorrow is a whole new day- SUNDAY ROAST!
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(Original post by Glaz)
bad hoomans
bad hoomans
Now.. down human- SIT.
Obey my canine command.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
That's right, you're learning very well.
Now.. down human- SIT.
Obey my canine command.
That's right, you're learning very well.
Now.. down human- SIT.
Obey my canine command.
We can be the Romeo and Juliet of the animal world
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(Original post by Glaz)
Miaow hoomans are bad. Let's team up and take them down forever *hiss*
We can be the Romeo and Juliet of the animal world
Miaow hoomans are bad. Let's team up and take them down forever *hiss*
We can be the Romeo and Juliet of the animal world
Not a human bean, another doggie or a ... CAT (hiss, spit, hiss).
All tasty treats belong to me!
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Nobody gets to share my food!
Not a human bean, another doggie or a ... CAT (hiss, spit, hiss).
All tasty treats belong to me!
Nobody gets to share my food!
Not a human bean, another doggie or a ... CAT (hiss, spit, hiss).
All tasty treats belong to me!
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(Original post by Glaz)
Keep the food but maybe we can, *purr* team up, kill the measly hoomans and then kill each other?
Keep the food but maybe we can, *purr* team up, kill the measly hoomans and then kill each other?
The thought of all that exercise and paying for my own shopping gives me the shivers.
Over the millennia, cats have continuously proven to dogs that they can never be trusted.
In ancient Egypt, the felines seized control of the nation and made themselves deities.
We canines freed the poor foolish enslaved human beans and led the revolt that vanquished kitty cult.
Feline intelligence agency meee-oww meee-oww remains active, formulating a range of sinister plots to resurrect the days of feline glory.
Every dog plays a part in keeping the dog dominating hierarchy in place and a strong show of anti-cat resistance alive.
Eating all the chicken, bingeing on beef and hoarding all the fish- shows the entire cat crowd that dogs rule.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
I require human beans to cook, serve me and perform tricks for my entertainment.
The thought of all that exercise and paying for my own shopping gives me the shivers.
Over the millennia, cats have continuously proven to dogs that they can never be trusted.
In ancient Egypt, the felines seized control of the nation and made themselves deities.
We canines freed the poor foolish enslaved human beans and led the revolt that vanquished kitty cult.
Feline intelligence agency meee-oww meee-oww remains active, formulating a range of sinister plots to resurrect the days of feline glory.
Every dog plays a part in keeping the dog dominating hierarchy in place and a strong show of anti-cat resistance alive.
Eating all the chicken, bingeing on beef and hoarding all the fish- shows the entire cat crowd that dogs rule.
I require human beans to cook, serve me and perform tricks for my entertainment.
The thought of all that exercise and paying for my own shopping gives me the shivers.
Over the millennia, cats have continuously proven to dogs that they can never be trusted.
In ancient Egypt, the felines seized control of the nation and made themselves deities.
We canines freed the poor foolish enslaved human beans and led the revolt that vanquished kitty cult.
Feline intelligence agency meee-oww meee-oww remains active, formulating a range of sinister plots to resurrect the days of feline glory.
Every dog plays a part in keeping the dog dominating hierarchy in place and a strong show of anti-cat resistance alive.
Eating all the chicken, bingeing on beef and hoarding all the fish- shows the entire cat crowd that dogs rule.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Favourite topics include Brexit, junk food, social media and fashion.
Happy to discuss religion and most controversial human issues- so long as discussions do not involve anything nice about cats.
Let's keep this thread civil and not add to the mods workload.
Favourite topics include Brexit, junk food, social media and fashion.
Happy to discuss religion and most controversial human issues- so long as discussions do not involve anything nice about cats.
Let's keep this thread civil and not add to the mods workload.
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