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Growwl!
Remember the end of the first Cats&Dogs movie.
Dogs rule!
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Growwl!
Remember the end of the first Cats&Dogs movie.
Dogs rule!
1) Miaow
2) Never seen it :ninja:
3) I had to sprint away from a dog as it almost bit my ass off in Spain so I'm a cat person. Unless they're puppies. Puppies are cool, it's just when they get bigger they get aggressive as **** :afraid:
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1) Miaow
2) Never seen it :ninja:
3) I had to sprint away from a dog as it almost bit my ass off in Spain so I'm a cat person. Unless they're puppies. Puppies are cool, it's just when they get bigger they get aggressive as **** :afraid:
Insubordinate human-bean, in cahoots with the cats!
I would eat you in a single gulp- if only I hadn't spent my day bingeing on a hearty breakfast, McDonald's and as much pizza as I can steal.
But always fear me, tomorrow is a whole new day- SUNDAY ROAST!
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Insubordinate human-bean, in cahoots with the cats!
I would eat you in a single gulp- if only I hadn't spent my day bingeing on a hearty breakfast, McDonald's and as much pizza as I can steal.
But always fear me, tomorrow is a whole new day- SUNDAY ROAST!
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Obedience training for human beans is my speciality.
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Obedience training for human beans is my speciality.
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bad hoomans
That's right, you're learning very well.
Now.. down human- SIT.
Obey my canine command.
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That's right, you're learning very well.
Now.. down human- SIT.
Obey my canine command.
Miaow hoomans are bad. Let's team up and take them down forever *hiss*
We can be the Romeo and Juliet of the animal world :yep:
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Miaow hoomans are bad. Let's team up and take them down forever *hiss*
We can be the Romeo and Juliet of the animal world :yep:
Nobody gets to share my food!
Not a human bean, another doggie or a ... CAT (hiss, spit, hiss).
All tasty treats belong to me!

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Nobody gets to share my food!
Not a human bean, another doggie or a ... CAT (hiss, spit, hiss).
All tasty treats belong to me!

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Keep the food but maybe we can, *purr* team up, kill the measly hoomans and then kill each other?
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Keep the food but maybe we can, *purr* team up, kill the measly hoomans and then kill each other?
I require human beans to cook, serve me and perform tricks for my entertainment.
The thought of all that exercise and paying for my own shopping gives me the shivers.

Over the millennia, cats have continuously proven to dogs that they can never be trusted.
In ancient Egypt, the felines seized control of the nation and made themselves deities.
We canines freed the poor foolish enslaved human beans and led the revolt that vanquished kitty cult.
Feline intelligence agency meee-oww meee-oww remains active, formulating a range of sinister plots to resurrect the days of feline glory.

Every dog plays a part in keeping the dog dominating hierarchy in place and a strong show of anti-cat resistance alive.
Eating all the chicken, bingeing on beef and hoarding all the fish- shows the entire cat crowd that dogs rule. :cool:
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I require human beans to cook, serve me and perform tricks for my entertainment.
The thought of all that exercise and paying for my own shopping gives me the shivers.

Over the millennia, cats have continuously proven to dogs that they can never be trusted.
In ancient Egypt, the felines seized control of the nation and made themselves deities.
We canines freed the poor foolish enslaved human beans and led the revolt that vanquished kitty cult.
Feline intelligence agency meee-oww meee-oww remains active, formulating a range of sinister plots to resurrect the days of feline glory.

Every dog plays a part in keeping the dog dominating hierarchy in place and a strong show of anti-cat resistance alive.
Eating all the chicken, bingeing on beef and hoarding all the fish- shows the entire cat crowd that dogs rule. :cool:
I'll cook for you and show how much you can trust me :love:
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I'll cook for you and show how much you can trust me :love:
Are you Tinkles?

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