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(Original post by Humble Ahm)
Do you think your human friend imagines you talking like ted while playing with you?
Do you think your human friend imagines you talking like ted while playing with you?
I collect pet humans and expect them to obey me.
Ted the bear was more of a cuddly companion.
I do enjoy dressing up for picnic outings and tea parties- lots of junk food and sugary treats.
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Do you have fingers?
How do you know the password to the phone?
What was your breakfast?
How do you know the password to the phone?
What was your breakfast?
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(Original post by londonmyst)
I doubt it, a bulldog's voice is more of an assertive canine growl with a list of demands than a friendly childhood bear's voice.
I collect pet humans and expect them to obey me.
Ted the bear was more of a cuddly companion.
I do enjoy dressing up for picnic outings and tea parties- lots of junk food and sugary treats.
I doubt it, a bulldog's voice is more of an assertive canine growl with a list of demands than a friendly childhood bear's voice.
I collect pet humans and expect them to obey me.
Ted the bear was more of a cuddly companion.
I do enjoy dressing up for picnic outings and tea parties- lots of junk food and sugary treats.
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(Original post by ThunderBeard)
Do you have fingers?
How do you know the password to the phone?
What was your breakfast?
Do you have fingers?
How do you know the password to the phone?
What was your breakfast?
I don't use smartphones- prefer pc's, laptops and tablets.
Photo of this morning's delicious breakfast below.
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(Original post by Humble Ahm)
Ted was the same he even beat up his human friend once. Also you should stop eating junk food mate, otherwise your human friend will replace you with a cute little kitten.
Ted was the same he even beat up his human friend once. Also you should stop eating junk food mate, otherwise your human friend will replace you with a cute little kitten.
I adore my junk food; greasy takeaways, milkshakes and sugar filled deserts boost my ego as well as my weight.
My pet humans play for Team Dog and detest all of kitty kind.
So do my canine friends.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Favourite topics include Brexit, junk food, social media and fashion.
Favourite topics include Brexit, junk food, social media and fashion.
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(Original post by RogerOxon)
How do you type?
How do you type?
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(Original post by RogerOxon)
Doesn't sound pawsable ..
Doesn't sound pawsable ..
My amazing physical capabilities and outstanding intellect are beyond human understanding.
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Bang Outta Order
I resent being considered plushy.
You insolent human bean.
I am a giant Union Jack wearing Super Dog.
Do not ever attempt to compare yourself to me.
I am the Great Bulldog.
I resent being considered plushy.
You insolent human bean.
I am a giant Union Jack wearing Super Dog.
Do not ever attempt to compare yourself to me.
I am the Great Bulldog.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Bang Outta Order
I resent being considered plushy.
You insolent human bean.
I am a giant Union Jack wearing Super Dog.
Do not ever attempt to compare yourself to me.
I am the Great Bulldog.
Bang Outta Order
I resent being considered plushy.
You insolent human bean.
I am a giant Union Jack wearing Super Dog.
Do not ever attempt to compare yourself to me.
I am the Great Bulldog.
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All pizza is mine, wedges too.
I never share my delicious takeaways with anybody- animal or human.
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(Original post by Reality Check)
If I gave you salad without dressing, what would you do?
If I gave you salad without dressing, what would you do?
I usually prefer my meat meals cooked and served with sauce.
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