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(Original post by Glaz)
wait for it and have snacks after you greedy *******
wait for it and have snacks after you greedy *******
I just had to eat them all.
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Do you genuinely have this much junk in your house right now or have you been saving pictures for weeks?
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(Original post by Sammylou40)
Do you genuinely have this much junk in your house right now or have you been saving pictures for weeks?
Do you genuinely have this much junk in your house right now or have you been saving pictures for weeks?
Strictly no tinned dog food allowed.
The human gets fed my leftovers.

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Order two pizzas, get wrap and wedges free. 
Brexit Bulldog loves a bargain.

Brexit Bulldog loves a bargain.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Order two pizzas, get wrap and wedges free.
Brexit Bulldog loves a bargain.
Order two pizzas, get wrap and wedges free.

Brexit Bulldog loves a bargain.
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(Original post by Sammylou40)
That is a tiny pizza!
That is a tiny pizza!

I'm half way through the first pizza.
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It’s a good job that you just get leftovers
Two pizzas, wrap and wedges. Oh the calories!!
Two pizzas, wrap and wedges. Oh the calories!!
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(Original post by Sammylou40)
It’s a good job that you just get leftovers
Two pizzas, wrap and wedges. Oh the calories!!
It’s a good job that you just get leftovers
Two pizzas, wrap and wedges. Oh the calories!!

No crumbs of chocolate cake or ice cream for the human tonight.
I wolfed them down while I was awaiting the pizzas.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
I feed my leftovers to the human bean.
No crumbs of chocolate cake or ice cream for the human tonight.
I wolfed them down while I was awaiting the pizzas.
I feed my leftovers to the human bean.

No crumbs of chocolate cake or ice cream for the human tonight.
I wolfed them down while I was awaiting the pizzas.
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(Original post by FakeNewsEditor)
Do you ever cook Mr Bulldog?
Do you ever cook Mr Bulldog?
Picking up a knife and fork is such an exertion for me.

If only takeaway deliveries would come with free spoon feeding.
I resent having to place the food in my own mouth.
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(Original post by londonmyst)
Rarely.
Picking up a knife and fork is such an exertion for me.
If only takeaway deliveries would come with free spoon feeding.
I resent having to place the food in my own mouth.
Rarely.
Picking up a knife and fork is such an exertion for me.

If only takeaway deliveries would come with free spoon feeding.
I resent having to place the food in my own mouth.
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(Original post by FakeNewsEditor)
I'd have thought the human spoon fed you Mr Bulldog. She'll cave to your nationalistic charm and great looks if you even so much as hint at it.
I'd have thought the human spoon fed you Mr Bulldog. She'll cave to your nationalistic charm and great looks if you even so much as hint at it.
I'm very cautious about this, I don't like the way that some of the dieters stare at my greasy takeaways.
The thought of having to endure restrictions on my sugar intake, portion sizes or calorie count makes me feel even hungrier.

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Try the Cupid & Comet poultry and salmon advent calendar.
Or the Lily's Kitchen chicken & turkey advent calendar.
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