Would you prefer to be a robot horse or a cute pony? Watch

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The robot horse lives forever, is cleverer than a normal horse, can run really fast, and is made of metal.
Unfortunately it can feel isolated because it's the only one of its kind..
The pony is cute and mortal, and blissfully ignorant. It will never explore the world beyond its field, but it's happily accepted into the community.

Anyone?
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Horse every time. You can't win money if you're a pony.
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I'd rather be a robot horse clunking around.
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So the robot has a consciousness? That's pretty cool.

I would be the pony though, living forever doesn't appeal to me. Especially since technological progress will probably mean that even a really cool robot horse will soon become old and useless compared with future robots. That would suck.
Interesting question.
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I think if I had to be a horse or a pony I'd commit suicide.
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The robot horse could mod lasers and **** onto it's forehead. There's no contest here.
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(Original post by Glutamic Acid)
I think if I had to be a horse or a pony I'd commit suicide.
But the robot horse is invincible. So you'd prefer the pony?
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The robot horse, of course. Who needs acceptance?

Anyway, you're the funky person who's read Human Croquet. Can you smell cigarettes and Arpege?
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surely you could steal the mechanics of yourself if you was the horse!
then make a sort of army of robots! youd be rich!
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(Original post by Aconite)
The robot horse, of course. Who needs acceptance?

Anyway, you're the funky person who's read Human Croquet. Can you smell cigarettes and Arpege?
There will be no diverting from the HIGHLY IMPORTANT topic at hand :mad:
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Robot horse.
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the robot horse because it would be easier to look after than a pony, but if i really had to choose i'd have neither i'm not a horse person
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If the robot horse is so smart, surely it can make friends with humans? Or even use its unique perspective on equine living to teach 'real' horses to communicate, and thus make friends that way?
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id rather have a robot. coz i wouldnt be able to abuse a cute pony. rspca will come knocking at my door
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(Original post by Milady de Winter)
If the robot horse is so smart, surely it can make friends with humans? Or even use its unique perspective on equine living to teach 'real' horses to communicate, and thus make friends that way?
I forgot to mention that the robot horse is scary looking with big teeth. No human would come anywhere near it
And it can't talk Horsey. Plus, the other horses are all envious.
Robot horse has it tough. Some people don't realise.
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(Original post by Doyds)
There will be no diverting from the HIGHLY IMPORTANT topic at hand :mad:
Well, I did answer the question. And my eagerness to divert from the topic surely means I'm a prime candidate to be the slightly subversive robot horse.
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My biggest fear is immortalty. So I'd be the pony.
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(Original post by Doyds)
I forgot to mention that the robot horse is scary looking with big teeth. No human would come anywhere near it
And it can't talk Horsey. Plus, the other horses are all envious.
Robot horse has it tough. Some people don't realise.
You can't add extra random criteria in! That alters the whole issue! :p:
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(Original post by Aconite)
Well, I did answer the question. And my eagerness to divert from the topic surely means I'm a prime candidate to be the slightly subversive robot horse.
I hardly think so. The robot horse has concentration of steel.
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The robot horse could mod lasers and **** onto it's forehead. There's no contest here.
It took me a good twenty seconds to work out why anyone would want to **** on their forehead, and even then how a robot horse would be capable of excreting.

Deary me.
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