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I’ve found a escort for around £85 but I’ll just round it off to £100 - She said she can teach me everything from how to be a better kisser and how to have sex.

The reason for this is because I’ve been finished with for being too small and awful

Would you say go for it ?
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No.

Sex isn't difficult. Any idiot can do it. Don't waste your money
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(Original post by Drewski)
No.

Sex isn't difficult. Any idiot can do it. Don't waste your money
It’s just with everyone who I’ve been with always leaves me after the sex and tell me it’s because I’m small, bad and a awful kisser so I thought i might be doing it all wrong
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It’s just with everyone who I’ve been with always leaves me after the sex and tell me it’s because I’m small, bad and a awful kisser so I thought i might be doing it all wrong
No such thing as wrong, just different tastes.

The person who likes red wine rather than white doesn't have the wrong taste in wine, do they?
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No such thing as wrong, just different tastes.

The person who likes red wine rather than white doesn't have the wrong taste in wine, do they?
I suppose if you put it that way it makes slight sense
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It’s just with everyone who I’ve been with always leaves me after the sex and tell me it’s because I’m small, bad and a awful kisser so I thought i might be doing it all wrong
Was it a romantic connection with those people? If it was a casual fling, then that’s expected
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if you think it'll help sure because it's not that much money, but it'll be awkward af and as drewski said, sex isn't that difficult
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You said people said that you were small and not good at sex, so then obviously you know how to have sex, so no need to have an escort teach you. An escort won't teach you anything that will help she will basically just let you do what you want and pretend it's great so you see her again, so you won't solve your sex life that way, if your not good at sex then im sure you will get better in time or better still find a partner who actually fancies you as the other woman you shagged clearly didn't.
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I’ve found a escort for around £85 but I’ll just round it off to £100 - She said she can teach me everything from how to be a better kisser and how to have sex.

The reason for this is because I’ve been finished with for being too small and awful

Would you say go for it ?
No. Don't do it.
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£85 is expensive lol, shop around.
Most are £250+ in my area per hour
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(Original post by Shish_bish)
Was it a romantic connection with those people? If it was a casual fling, then that’s expected
It was romantic like it was relationships but it didn’t end well the day after they saw me naked and had sex that’s when it ended as I wasn’t good enough plus too small for them
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£85 is expensive lol, shop around.
Yeah but the service you get is a crack cocaine hooker up against a wall in an alley
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You said people said that you were small and not good at sex, so then obviously you know how to have sex, so no need to have an escort teach you. An escort won't teach you anything that will help she will basically just let you do what you want and pretend it's great so you see her again, so you won't solve your sex life that way, if your not good at sex then im sure you will get better in time or better still find a partner who actually fancies you as the other woman you shagged clearly didn't.
It was actually 2 women who told me it that’s why I thought this would be the only way and I don’t even know if I do know how to have good sex like they’re so many things I might be getting wrong
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(Original post by Anonymous)
I’ve found a escort for around £85 but I’ll just round it off to £100 - She said she can teach me everything from how to be a better kisser and how to have sex.

The reason for this is because I’ve been finished with for being too small and awful

Would you say go for it ?
I wouldn't do this, aside from the waste of money.

Think about how many people she will see on a daily/weekly/monthly/annual basis. I also think she is likely just telling you exactly what you want to hear to get hold of your cash.
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No such thing as wrong, just different tastes.

The person who likes red wine rather than white doesn't have the wrong taste in wine, do they?
common, really? There's red wine, white wine and corked wine.
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I wouldn't do this, aside from the waste of money.

Think about how many people she will see on a daily/weekly/monthly/annual basis. I also think she is likely just telling you exactly what you want to hear to get hold of your cash.
I have also never been able to ejaculate either so I was hoping it’ll do it for me.

The cash side isn’t a problem as such but I understand what you mean
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It was actually 2 women who told me it that’s why I thought this would be the only way and I don’t even know if I do know how to have good sex like they’re so many things I might be getting wrong
I think you are overthinking this too much. You don't have to do any special moves to have a woman enjoy sex with you, I think you just inexperienced and the sex is awkward etc and but you will grow with confidence. The most important thing for a woman in sex apart from comfortable painless sex is feeling attraction for the guy, a woman is never going to properly enjoy sex with a guy she don't fancy. Practice with the right partner is the way to go I think, an escort is not going to be the best teacher.
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I think you are overthinking this too much. You don't have to do any special moves to have a woman enjoy sex with you, I think you just inexperienced and the sex is awkward etc and but you will grow with confidence. The most important thing for a woman in sex apart from comfortable painless sex is feeling attraction for the guy, a woman is never going to properly enjoy sex with a guy she don't fancy. Practice with the right partner is the way to go I think, an escort is not going to be the best teacher.
That makes sence although I actually thought she did fancy me due to us both planning on moving in soon and everything however she said that it was my size that made me bad so I just thought it would teach me how to use what I have if that makes sense ? As I’m only like 4.5 inches so it’s pretty short :-(

Thanks I understand what you’re saying, just hope someone gives me time to practice and love me for me
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That makes sence although I actually thought she did fancy me due to us both planning on moving in soon and everything however she said that it was my size that made me bad so I just thought it would teach me how to use what I have if that makes sense ? As I’m only like 4.5 inches so it’s pretty short :-(

Thanks I understand what you’re saying, just hope someone gives me time to practice and love me for me
Well no woman escort or otherwise is going to solve the length of your penis. Practice will have you use it better. If you ask woman why they obsess or deeply fancy a certain man none of them mention his penis size. Attraction is far more complicated then just 'how big someone is'.
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If the problem for these women was your size (no doubt that is the reason why they felt the sex was an awful) then an escort can't help you.
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