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Soon to be the TSR Dating Society (hopefully)

Write a short 'lonely hearts column' message and upload a photo (if you don't already have a profile pic)

I'll start:

pinga, petite 18-year-old brunette with interests in science, comedy, literature and general intellectual pursuits seeks man with similar interests and large experienced penis. Doctor's note with proof of being STI-free is a must. Must also enjoy rollercoasters and travel and think that Ross Noble is really really cool.

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Oh... God.

Remember your pointy hats and wands.
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I may join if this becomes an interesting thread. watch out for edits later
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I'm in; will reveal my secret ID if anyone wants to add me on msn or facebook.
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Ach, I'll reserve me an early post then, if this takes off. Dunno why, though.
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Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums.
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I think this should be a society, for TSR members who want to add each other to facebook for e-penis enlargement.

You know, the more FB friends you have, the more 'popular' you are. *Adds everyone I've ever met*
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Woahhhh finally this thread is up and running
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(Original post by wanderlust.xx)
Oh... God.

Remember your pointy hats and wands.
*puts on his robe and wizard hat*

And I'm kinda-sorta with someone from here anyways (if all goes well), so I'll invite them in here
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(Original post by Bateman)
Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums.
:love:

My soulmate!
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Ugly overweight 20 year old student with irritable bowel syndrome seeks female. Ideally attractive blonde model with nice breasts who lacks confidence. I am a member of the computer games society at university, enjoy elegant cuisine such as McDonalds and Burger King, am a life time member of the national science museum and have recently applied for a cadetship with NASA.
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Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy.
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20 year old, millionaire entrepreneur, seeks young attractive gullible female.


(Or something to that effect)
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I'm still lurking...
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(Original post by Audrey Hepburn)
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My soulmate!
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(Original post by imtired)
Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy.
:rofl:
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Fat_hobbit, 20 odd white haired male with interests in food, computers, and *scratches head* travelling. A quirky intellectual seeking a female that is adventurous in more than one way. STI-free is a must, and must agree to take a trip to the local clinic on our first date to ensure this. Must also be a fan of Lord of the rings and think that Gollum is cute.
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(Original post by pendragon)
I'm in; will reveal my secret ID if anyone wants to add me on msn or facebook.
You repped me, you must be hot

This thread is :rofl:
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why do I get the feeling I probably won't meet a suitable person this way...
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18 year old misanthropic social pariah who is scared of women seeks a woman who won't scare him too much :P
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