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Chav/roadman names and language
Apparently these are the most common girl chav names:
Adrienne,
Alanna,
Ashleigh,
Britney,
Candice,
Chantelle,
Chelsie,
Chelseigh,
Chloe,
Cindy,
Courtney,
Cortnee,
Cortnie,
Danielle,
Jade,
Jodie,
Jordan,
Kayleigh,
Keeley,
Kimberley,
Kylie,
Leanne,
Leigh,
And the boys:
Chayse,
Conor,
Connor,
Curtis,
Damon,
Declan,
Dillon/Dylan,
Dwayne,
Grant,
Jordan,
Josh,
Kade,
Kane,
Kieron,
Kyle,
Liam,
Tyler,
As for the language, no chav/roadman would be worth their salt without completely butchering the English language. Here's an example of the way they speak and write below:
"innit fam dat chicken woz bare TING doe AIIIIEEEE mandem woz dare bruv oh my daze dat chicken was peng"
Translation: The chicken we had was quite tasty, my butt buddies and I gathered together for it, oh God, the chicken was amazing.
The "AIIIIEEEE" is often a vocal noise chavs/roadmen make to express excitement or joy. It stems from their minds still being more ape-like from a regular human and as such is a evolutionary drawback.
You can normally find these chavs and roadmen hanging around outside the local KFC or McDonald's.
Thank you for reading my guide on how to spot a chav/roadman. Ignore the triggered chavs who have no humour and take this post too seriously. 😋
Adrienne,
Alanna,
Ashleigh,
Britney,
Candice,
Chantelle,
Chelsie,
Chelseigh,
Chloe,
Cindy,
Courtney,
Cortnee,
Cortnie,
Danielle,
Jade,
Jodie,
Jordan,
Kayleigh,
Keeley,
Kimberley,
Kylie,
Leanne,
Leigh,
And the boys:
Chayse,
Conor,
Connor,
Curtis,
Damon,
Declan,
Dillon/Dylan,
Dwayne,
Grant,
Jordan,
Josh,
Kade,
Kane,
Kieron,
Kyle,
Liam,
Tyler,
As for the language, no chav/roadman would be worth their salt without completely butchering the English language. Here's an example of the way they speak and write below:
"innit fam dat chicken woz bare TING doe AIIIIEEEE mandem woz dare bruv oh my daze dat chicken was peng"
Translation: The chicken we had was quite tasty, my butt buddies and I gathered together for it, oh God, the chicken was amazing.
The "AIIIIEEEE" is often a vocal noise chavs/roadmen make to express excitement or joy. It stems from their minds still being more ape-like from a regular human and as such is a evolutionary drawback.
You can normally find these chavs and roadmen hanging around outside the local KFC or McDonald's.
Thank you for reading my guide on how to spot a chav/roadman. Ignore the triggered chavs who have no humour and take this post too seriously. 😋
im not a chav but this wasnt funny
Ok boomer
Add Katherine to the list (although she was more a champagne socialist biťch than anything). Thank God I dumped her (Mossbourne students will know what I'm on about).
Thank you for letting me know 
Original post by gjd800
don't get it
Troll pretending to be Katie Hopkins.
Original post by Joliuyt
Adrienne,
Alanna,
Ashleigh,
Britney,
Candice,
Chantelle,
Chelsie,
Chelseigh,
Chloe,
Cindy,
Courtney,
Cortnee,
Cortnie,
Danielle,
Jade,
Jodie,
Jordan,
Kayleigh,
Keeley,
Kimberley,
Kylie,
Leanne,
Leigh,
And the boys:
Chayse,
Conor,
Connor,
Curtis,
Damon,
Declan,
Dillon/Dylan,
Dwayne,
Grant,
Jordan,
Josh,
Kade,
Kane,
Kieron,
Kyle,
Liam,
Tyler,
As for the language, no chav/roadman would be worth their salt without completely butchering the English language. Here's an example of the way they speak and write below:
Original post by verycoolperson
im not a chav but this wasnt funny
Calm down
[QUOTE="FinAtkinson;98924060"]
I know some from some basted off off kids who bullied me ( don’t take it personally)
Coco and Megan and Ash and Aj and Tj and Ryder and Freya and Hazel and Sofia and Ty and Tyler and Casper all year 7 2023 I’m year 8 🏳️*⚧️ boy (13) stayed back a year cos I couldn’t talk at five and they bully me got aut
Original post by Joliuyt
Apparently these are the most common girl chav names:
Adrienne,
Alanna,
Ashleigh,
Britney,
Candice,
Chantelle,
Chelsie,
Chelseigh,
Chloe,
Cindy,
Courtney,
Cortnee,
Cortnie,
Danielle,
Jade,
Jodie,
Jordan,
Kayleigh,
Keeley,
Kimberley,
Kylie,
Leanne,
Leigh,
And the boys:
Chayse,
Conor,
Connor,
Curtis,
Damon,
Declan,
Dillon/Dylan,
Dwayne,
Grant,
Jordan,
Josh,
Kade,
Kane,
Kieron,
Kyle,
Liam,
Tyler,
As for the language, no chav/roadman would be worth their salt without completely butchering the English language. Here's an example of the way they speak and write below:
Adrienne,
Alanna,
Ashleigh,
Britney,
Candice,
Chantelle,
Chelsie,
Chelseigh,
Chloe,
Cindy,
Courtney,
Cortnee,
Cortnie,
Danielle,
Jade,
Jodie,
Jordan,
Kayleigh,
Keeley,
Kimberley,
Kylie,
Leanne,
Leigh,
And the boys:
Chayse,
Conor,
Connor,
Curtis,
Damon,
Declan,
Dillon/Dylan,
Dwayne,
Grant,
Jordan,
Josh,
Kade,
Kane,
Kieron,
Kyle,
Liam,
Tyler,
As for the language, no chav/roadman would be worth their salt without completely butchering the English language. Here's an example of the way they speak and write below:
I know some from some basted off off kids who bullied me ( don’t take it personally)
Coco and Megan and Ash and Aj and Tj and Ryder and Freya and Hazel and Sofia and Ty and Tyler and Casper all year 7 2023 I’m year 8 🏳️*⚧️ boy (13) stayed back a year cos I couldn’t talk at five and they bully me got aut
Original post by FinAtkinson
Original post by FinAtkinson
I know some from some basted off off kids who bullied me ( don’t take it personally)
Coco and Megan and Ash and Aj and Tj and Ryder and Freya and Hazel and Sofia and Ty and Tyler and Casper all year 7 2023 I’m year 8 🏳️*⚧️ boy (13) stayed back a year cos I couldn’t talk at five and they bully me got aut
Sorry to hear that Fin, however this thread is 4 years old mate. Have a look at the community guidelines - you're not supposed to bump these kind of things.
I'll close the thread now.
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