Apparently these are the most common girl chav names:
And the boys:
As for the language, no chav/roadman would be worth their salt without completely butchering the English language. Here's an example of the way they speak and write below:
"innit fam dat chicken woz bare TING doe AIIIIEEEE mandem woz dare bruv oh my daze dat chicken was peng"
Translation: The chicken we had was quite tasty, my butt buddies and I gathered together for it, oh God, the chicken was amazing.
The "AIIIIEEEE" is often a vocal noise chavs/roadmen make to express excitement or joy. It stems from their minds still being more ape-like from a regular human and as such is a evolutionary drawback.
You can normally find these chavs and roadmen hanging around outside the local KFC or McDonald's.
Thank you for reading my guide on how to spot a chav/roadman. Ignore the triggered chavs who have no humour and take this post too seriously. 😋