Just got told that I’m too small to be in a relationship with anyone Watch

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Hi - I just got told by a close friend (female) that I shouldn’t try to date anyone as I’ve got a tiny ****. This happened as we went on holiday together and had a lot of drinks then it kinda happened as we shared the same room however she stopped it and said we shouldn’t be doing this, I agreed and then she said “Why’s it so tiny anyway” “Yous know that no girl will like that, maybe you shouldn’t date anyone to avoid humiliation” then it turns out that was also the reason she stopped the sexual activity’s.

Am I really tiny ?

If I push my fat pad back I’m like 5.5Inches, and 4.7 inch Girth

Please be honest

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Is this now a daily Penis thread? Anonymous, of course.

The concept of 'pushing a fat pad back' to reveal a tiny wiener is, frankly, a bit yucky.
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Lmao at posts 1 and 2, I’m dead. Nice morning chuckle though
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(Original post by Reality Check)
Is this now a daily Penis thread? Anonymous, of course.

The concept of 'pushing a fat pad back' to reveal a tiny weiner is, frankly, a bit yucky.
Everyone has a fat pad imo, you don’t have to be fat, like I’m not. Even females have them

So 5.5inches is tiny ?
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Precious Illusions - I feel your expertise would be appreciated.
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Everyone has a fat pad imo, you don’t have to be fat, like I’m not. Even females have them

So 5.5inches is tiny ?
In all seriousness I believe 5.5 is the national average or just below, so no, you’re not “tiny”. Maybe your friend is just used to huge knobs. Also, she doesn’t sound like a good friend and certainly shouldn’t be humiliating you like that. I suggest you cut her out of your life.
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I have heard giving yourself a trim can give you a precious illusion of a larger member.
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Ignore your friend. That's her opinion only; she doesn't represent all women.
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It's not the size, it's what you do with it. My "first" starred in French porno films and was huge. My second was Japanese and tiny. Both gave me pleasure.
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(Original post by sinfonietta)
Ignore your friend. That's her opinion only; she doesn't represent all women.
Yeah, it’s just kinda made me insecure in a way
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(Original post by Reality Check)
Precious Illusions - I feel your expertise would be appreciated.
(Original post by DiddyDecAlt)
I have heard giving yourself a trim can give you a precious illusion of a larger member.
Reported both of you for bullying

I was so confused at first as I thought OP was a woman who had a small vagina. Anyway OP - I wouldn't say you're ridiculously small. Fairly average in length at least. Plus by the time you get to that stage lots of women likely won't care too much - especially if you're good at eating puss.
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Yeah, it’s just kinda made me insecure in a way
That's understandable. As a friend she really shouldn't have said anything. She should've been able to predict the impact it could have on your self-confidence.
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OP, i'm not surprised her comment has made you feel insecure. I think it was at best, insensitive of her. At worst it was a bit cruel and hurtful. Are you sure you want her as your friend?
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(Original post by Precious Illusions)
Reported both of you for bullying
I think you will find I gave excellent and valid advice, wouldn't you agree?
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(Original post by Precious Illusions)
Reported both of you for bullying

I was so confused at first as I thought OP was a woman who had a small vagina. Anyway OP - I wouldn't say you're ridiculously small. Fairly average in length at least. Plus by the time you get to that stage lots of women likely won't care too much - especially if you're good at eating puss.
Thanks and hopefully, I guess I’ll have to preform better in other ways like you suggested and try to learn if someone is willing too let me
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OP, i'm not surprised her comment has made you feel insecure. I think it was at best, insensitive of her. At worst it was a bit cruel and hurtful. Are you sure you want her as your friend?
To be fair, I don’t think I do, the rest of the holiday it made me off and quiet than i usual am. I think it’s kinda given me a bit of depression tbf - I don’t understand though, we was good friends since primary school, so that’s like easily 10 years so it’s probably best if I cut things off
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Is your friend called Jon Snow? Because she knows nothing - about sex and relationships.

From the sound of things, you know next to nothing too OP. Which is OK, as you're just starting out.
It'd be OK too for Miss Jon Snow, if it weren't for the fact that she's dishing out advice on something she knows nothing about.

Her advice was basically wide of the mark insults. Laugh at what she said.
And carry on with your appreticeship on how to be a good boyfriend.
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(Original post by Precious Illusions)
Reported both of you for bullying

I was so confused at first as I thought OP was a woman who had a small vagina. Anyway OP - I wouldn't say you're ridiculously small. Fairly average in length at least. Plus by the time you get to that stage lots of women likely won't care too much - especially if you're good at eating puss.
:ahee: are you good at eating puss
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Op, your friend is being really rude and her remarks are quite damaging. Even to the point of you suffering depression, that’s awful, and we shouldn’t be laughing at you on the thread. It’ll make you feel even worse.

If I really loved you, I wouldn’t care about your size. Forget your insecurities. I always think you should check your brains in at the bedroom door . It’s all about showing your feelings for your partner, not worrying about how others perceive you.

Get to know the other person first, that way you can develop feelings for them. Work on a very slow build up and show plenty of gentleness and consideration to your partner. Only then should you go for it and enjoy being in the moment.
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Op, your friend is being really rude and her remarks are quite damaging. Even to the point of you suffering depression, that’s awful, and we shouldn’t be laughing at you on the thread. It’ll make you feel even worse.

If I really loved you, I wouldn’t care about your size. Forget your insecurities. I always think you should check your brains in at the bedroom door . It’s all about showing your feelings for your partner, not worrying about how others perceive you.

Get to know the other person first, that way you can develop feelings for them. Work on a very slow build up and show plenty of gentleness and consideration to your partner. Only then should you go for it and enjoy being in the moment.
Thank you I appreciate it

I think taking it slow is the best, I’ll probably wait until they try something as then I suppose it’ll mean they like me back aswell

Thanks again and a little update I managed to get a date with someone for Christmas markets, although at this rate Brexit has been on more dates than me ahah
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